This means I was featured on the Daily Sex Story twice and on the Slut of the Week!

Ich versuche, mich zu lehren Deutsch. Können Sie helfen?

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"Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving." -Dwight Schrute [seriously..how is it that DWIGHT gets this...and you shmucks don't?!?!]



i love geeks! any gamers, avid readers, or just all around smarty pants-ies should message me...

http://www.youtube.com/user/JosieDaPhreequeShow GO WATCH MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS! only you, can help make me internet famous! lol  remember to rate and comment!


mind the spelling errors....pobodies nerfect

i have seven tattoos and sixteen piercings...ask me nicely and i may tell/show you where! teehee ^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLizZgabcDg
SUPER MARIO TEACHES SAFE SEX!!! THEY USE SOUND EFFECTS FROM THE GAMES AND EVERYTHING!!!! GEEKS MUST WATCH!!!!!!!

the best thing a man has ever said to me:
omg dont suck it so good i fuck around and fall in love

someone...somewhere...some...when
BUY ME THESE!!! lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-f5hQoFHx0&NR=1

~Welcome To Barbie's Crack Shack, Where We Serve You With A Smile!~

Juggalette

Beastiality...Cuz I Aint Neva Seena TAAAAIIILLL LIIIIIKKEEEE DAAAAAAT!!!

may i borrow your works to shoot up in my scrotum?

FACT: GRUNGE KIDS DONT BRUSH THEIR HAIR...SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE ABOUT IT!!!

lets see...
[Books ive either read lately or read in the past and cant get enough of...]
Edison And The Electric Chair
Running With Scissors
Stoner And Spaz
Fourplay
The Capitan Is Out To Lunch And The Sailors Have Taken Over The Ship
Ann Rice's The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty
Naked Lunch
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
The Skeleton Crew
(anything by Dr. Suess)
The 13 Most EVIL People In History
Whoreson
Wicked Pleasure
Boy Meets Boy
Serial Killers
Baby Food
The Town That Forgot How To Breathe
Tituba
Dear America
Being Dead
When I Was Older
The Cure
Indigo
The Black Book
Tenderness
Inferano
True Believer
Women
Define Normal
GONE
Love You To Death
American Sideshow
Women
The Professor And The Prostitute
Mosh Pit
Dope Feind
The History Of Cannibalism
Through The Looking Glass
Justine
Cannibalism: The Last Taboo
The Ghost
King Bigoods In The Bath Tub
Many Moons
Fat Kid Rules The World
I Can't Get There Form Here
Daddy Cool
[thats it for now i suppose...i LOVE to read lol >.<;;;]

[funfact:]

i have always wanted to give a strip tease to the theme song from Space Ghost: Coast-To-Coast ((if you dont remember the show fuck off lol it was the shit))...that or maybe the song from X-Files....hmm...*ponders*


[and what the hell...here are some movies i like too...just for the fuck of it!]
WaterShip Down
200 Motels
Don't Be A Menace
Martian Child
Death Becomes Her
Bowling Balls
OldBoy
Idiocracy
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (yes the book is better!)
Killer Klowns From Outter Space
Atlantis
BarFly
Ginger Snaps
Fantastic Planet
MonkeyBone
Super Size Me(and no i havent eatem McIckies since...still loves me a good steak though...mmm....blood)
Altered States
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
So I Married An Axe Murderer
Forest Gump
The Wall
Bowling For Columbine
Clerks (and the deuce!)
Jungle Book (cartoon AND liveaction lol)
Sleepy Hallow
Big Money Hustlas ((WHOOP WHOOOOP!!))
((ANYTHING Monty Python))
Sweeney Todd ((cannibalism seems to be a recuring thing with me lol))
The Big Labowski
((All Three Of The Friday Movies))
Donny Darko
Blade Runner
[i'll add more later]

now go suck a fuck
...how do you even do that?

me: HEY! you know what would be fun?...i..if i raped you with corn!
taggy:....i'm gunna have to go ahead and dissagree with you there


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i loooooves you mosie!


Drawn by [fetish.dollie]
Reefer Madness

R.I.P

DimeBag
Frank Zappa
Sylvia Plath
Jerry Garcia
Janis Joplin
Jimi Hendrix
Keith Haring
Alaiyah
Jim Morrison
Tupac
Rick James
Jean-Michael Basquiat
Elvis
The Notorious B.I.G
Rodney Dangerfeild
Richard Pryor
Ronnie James Dio
Barry White
Robert Johnson
Mr. Rogers
Andy Warhol
Al Capone
Hunter Stockton Thompson
Marylin Monroe
Freddy Mercury
Bonnie And Clyde
Chris Farley
Steve Irwin
James Brown
Geroge Carlin

if you have any i should add message me.


GOODNIGHT AUSTIN TEXAS....WHEREVER YOU ARE!

...overdose, so many drugs, so many holes in my arms and my lungs...


ok...so i had an argument with this kid in a class of mine that rap isnt music....its fast talking over beats (i didnt say its wasnt talent...i said it wasn MUSIC). i argued that music was instruments with a milodious voice over it. he then claimed that metal wasnt music. (knowing im a metal head.) and i said to him: "Scooby...metal doesn't NEED to be music....its fucking metal!"

WIN. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUcSTyD2T7M WIN.

[ JosiE is helping Dr. Steel take over the world.]

and dont forget to fuck yourself!