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Member #2290 created: 2005-12-06 05:06:23Simple URL: http://fake.swedma.com/werdna   
Email: mandarin187420@yahoo.com

Name: Andrew Thomas Vander Heyden

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god I'm fugly

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Looking for
FemaleSlave18-30 years
MistressFat peopleSlim people
Muscular peopleShort peopleTall People
bisexualsheteros

Civil status: alone

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Sexual perversions
none

Body shape: fat

Height: 177

Age: 28Year of birth: 1981Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 1

Description:
If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me?

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You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private, how personal, how random.
I have to answer them honestly, and I have to answer them ALL.

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(_)= i have never
(X)= i have.

I NEVER
(X) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I HAVE SMOKED POT
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) I BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I HAVE RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I HAD SEX
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I SHOPLIFTED
(X) I HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I HAD A THREESOME
(_) I BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(X) I LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) I PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(X) I WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(_) I EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (SHEIST BOX)
(X) I LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(X) I HAD ORAL SEX
(X) I MASTURBATED
(X) I HAVE RECIEVED BJ/LICKED OUT

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Name- Andrew Vander Heyden
Age- 26
Height- 5' 10"
Eye color- Brown
Hair color- Brown
Fav Band- Bare Naked Ladies; Queen, Beach Boys; Metallica; Diamond Rio; basically anything but Rap and R&B
Fav Movie- Gladiator
Fav Music- Rock, Country, oldies, & classical
Alone or with someone? alone
Party or not? Never been to one
Fav Sport- Football, hockey and some baseball
Fav Place- Anywhere secluded...forests, anywhere with bodies of calm water
Fav friends- not many friends but I have a few
Ever had a crush? Yes. Who hasn't?
Had a crush thats a friend? Yes
Had a crush on a teacher? Yes
Done any drugs? Yes
Drank alcohol? Yes
Got drunk? Yes
Made out? Yes
Religion- Agnostic...
Killed someone? Not YET
Got in a fight? Yeah.
Been close to death? no
Seen someone die? No
Been in a wreck? Wreck no accidents yes
Wrecked a car? Nope.
Most embarrasing moment- Getting Dumped by Instant Message
Most romantic moment- The night i propesed to my ex-fiance (who dumped me, 2 days after accepting, by instant message)
Saddest moment- The day I missed the funeral one of my friends
Happiest moment- Moving out of my parents home
Fav class- Math
Worst enemy- My Sophomore English Teacher
Fav Weapon- swords, knives, axes, anything with a blade
Fav Game- D&D
Fav Car- 1969 Ford Mustang black, red or both
Ford or Chevy truck? Ford F-350
Night or day? Night,
Light or Dark? dark.
Lucky #- Not sure
Chinese Sign - Rooster
Sign- Cancer
Fav animal- Wolf or dog (big dog)
Fav mythical creature- Dragons.
Fav Mythical race- Elves
Fav Spell- magic missile
Fav college-
Fav mythical profession- bard
Grade point average- Too low to be proud of
Body or brains in girls? Brains, you can fix ugly but you cant fix stupid
Body or personality? personality
Fav girls haircolor- Auburn or light brown
Life or Death? Life
Light or Darkness? hasn't this already been asked? Darkness
Happiness or saddness? happiness,
Kerry or Bush? Neither
Iraqi war or not? Not
Gone skinny-dipping? No
Strengths- Being friendly, and Trusting
Weaknesses- Being friendly, and Trusting
Fears- Large groups of people (unless I've been drinking :D) & Loosing control of myself
Fav drink- Beer, Rum and Coke
Fav soda- DR. PEPPER,
Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla I like plain stuff
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I have yahoo
(yahoo) mandarin187420
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Gender: male

Place of living: USA-Idaho

Exact place of living: Post Falls

Known languages
English

General Interests
alcoholanimalsart
booksgamescars
cookingelectronicsfilm
motorcyclesmusicpolitics
pornplain role playingsmoking
watching sportwriting


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