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2018-12-31 18:20:05
Last author: Stephen
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These are the horniest of all; the Council. They try to devise new ways to make Fake sexier, get more people having sex, and make sure no one has interest in having any clothing on. They'll also help with any problems you have, just ask in the comment box.


[Virgin Slut] - God Slut & Programmer (Part-Time)
[Stephen] - Guard Captain & Communty √úberspanker (Part-Time)

[That Nik Guy] - Warden & Guards Sergent
[Tr!X*] - Deputy Warden and Guards Member
[Master Katya Feinrose] - Reviews Member Applications & Maintains Mainpage Content

[Ultiem] - Police Captain
[The Doctor] - General Help
[D.K. Moubitt] - General Help


Who should I talk to?

[Virgin Slut] is the owner and programmer of Fake; he is very busy and should only be contacted for account-related issues. (Passwords, hackings, etc.)

[Stephen] is the Guard Captain; he handles reports about private message harassment - he is also rather busy and should be contacted if you believe a Council member is abusing power or about message harassment.

[That Nik Guy] is the Warden of Fake; meaning he has been entrusted with heading the Council and site affairs - he should be contacted if you have an issue with a Feature or need help someone else cannot provide.

[Tr!X*] assists with important decisions and helps accept applications of new members - however member application inquires should be placed on this page's comment box.

The Feature Bosses handle various aspects of Main - they should be contacted for information about that feature.

If you're not sure who to ask, you can always ask questions on the comment box of this page. Please report members who are breaking the rules.


If you want to join the Council, then submit an application on apply to the crew - pestering the Council about being added seriously reduces your chances.

Retired Council
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[Fallen King]
[Deleted user]
[Sweet P]
[Dark Wizard]
[Lady Di]
[Lollipop Rage]


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2018-12-31 [Stephen]: I've deleted all the comments from this page.

I'm going to make a few ground rules clear - the Council page's comments are designed for members to get in touch with the Council as a whole, ask questions, or for Council members to interact in a friendly way with one another and other members.

Reporting people should be done via a report, some casual chatting is fine, but don't overdo it. We're aware Fake is dead/dying/rotting, so please don't come here just to reinform the world. If you have a constructive idea on fixing the issue, please do come here and give input.

Don't argue or harass one another here. You can argue in PMs, don't harass anyone anywhere.

Questions about Fake are strongly encouraged to be posted here, and hopefully we can keep this page clear and neat to ensure the most effective communication. =)

2019-01-01 [THE OBSIDIAN KNIGHT OF LIFE]: Stephan I apolgise for the arguements i was in on here

2019-01-01 [Stephen]: No need at all to apologize! Misunderstandings happen all the time, and people don't always agree. That's fine - it's just this isn't the place for it to happen. =)

2019-01-01 [THE OBSIDIAN KNIGHT OF LIFE]: Oh yes happy new years to you

2019-01-01 [Mistress Ana Jade of the Obsidian Rose!]: Someone has stolen the real comments!!!

2019-01-01 [Mistress Ana Jade of the Obsidian Rose!]: And fake is not dying Stephin merely resting for noew

2019-01-02 [Stephen]: Haha, that is a very good term for it. Fake is a sleepy community. :)

2019-01-03 [Ultiem]: too much sex

2019-01-03 [Fallen King]: Never

2019-01-03 [Ultiem]: i think so sometimes, i transitioned from fake to running a virtual whore house in a sandbox typed game and ended up being successful

2019-01-03 [Fallen King]: Haha well congrats

2019-01-03 [Ultiem]: the hilarious part is none of the people working there honestly believe i have a hand in running it, so its like undercover boss in the most effective way lol

2019-01-03 [Tr!X*]: o.o wild ultiem appeared!

2019-01-16 [Hardee Har har]: So I saw the front page, and as I've probably been here under one user name or another as long as any of you, here's what I personally think needs to happen. These are all very basic suggestions I've made countless times, and if you're genuinely serious about helping FAKE, I'd love to discuss these further:

1. Fake needs literally any kind of social media presence at all. I know at one point there was a FB page someone had, but I've no idea what happened to it. So we need to start with that. I personally suggest Twitter for entering into Kink community conversations. It's the easiest way to network quickly and efficiently with content producers and interested parties. A FB page could work, but their TOS have changed recently, and that might be a bad idea. is also an option, one that's risen to popularity in the wake of Tumblr's downfall.

2. Fake desperately needs a UI overhaul. To be blunt the entire site is incredibly ugly. Yes, it's simple, and simple is good. But not to the point of turning people away.

3. You need to make user customization idiot proof. Users also need a more nuanced gallery for their photos, and the option to create multiple albums (not wiki pages). I can't tell you how many times over the years I've had to answer basic upload questions for people.

4. The staff has been more active here in the last few months than they have been since FAKE initially premiered almost a decade ago. Good. You need to have that level of activity every single day or hand your duties off to someone that can manage for you. It's incredibly disheartening to see an inactive admin staff, and likewise when issues arise, there should be immediate action or same-day response. To my knowledge this hasn't been an issue-but if there's nobody at the helm (much more, if people don't genuinely know WHO is a mod)? It's a bad look that's caused by simple laziness.

Logging in for 15 minutes a day is literally nothing.

5. Literally any possible way of validating that members are of age would be great. I list this one last because I know it's virtually impossible and as nothing has ever really been done towards it (save banning underage members when they inevitably pop up), but a simple fix would be charging a $5 dollar one-time fee to join. Grandfather in current members, and make that the bar of entry going forward. It wouldn't cut off underage members entirely, but it would be a barrier for the majority of underage members while simultaneously generating revenue for the site. It's a crazy ass idea and I can already hear you all rolling your eyes, but it's a thought. There's no reason this can't be implemented and there's no reason NOT to do it.

6. Speaking of which, generating revenue would be a good idea. Ko-fi, Patreon and others are options. They're worth looking into. And before you star wringing your hands about NSFW content producers on those platforms, I produce NSFW content and use both. You're going to be safe.

That's as much as I can currently think of. You wanted a dialogue and suggestions-so let's talk.

2019-01-16 [Stephen]: [Hardee Har har] -

You're right about a social media influence, and Twitter is a good one to go with. Getting an official Twitter set up and going for Fake is something I'll talk with the other people on the Council about and see who's interested in handling that.

Fake DOES need a UI overhaul, pretty much everyone agrees on that. However, there's not much we can do. If we had someone around who knew who to do .css editing we could make it look better, but it would still be dated. Even then, I would have to essentially abuse my power to get a .css update spread out...

What do you mean customization idiot proof? There isn't much customization that I'm aware of.
The index system is kind of a giant spaghetti monster of spiderwebs. =|
It's almost better to just use a normal wikipage. Giving all members the ability to upload images directly to wikipages might sort of help with that? We'd need to discuss that a bit more to make any grounds.

Redesigning the Crew and Staff system to be more user friendly and easy to understand is something that can be done. Prompting volunteer Crew to spend decent energy on this is a bit more difficult. We'd need more Crew, but right now there isn't even a large pool of people looking to be on the Crew.

I understand the desire to keep out minors - but really, even sites like pornhub don't bother trying to keep out minors anymore. I'm not even sure they make you say you're over 18.
Maybe if Fake ended up popular enough to sustain itself it could be possible to try to implement something like that, but right now it could do more damage to add another block on how to be active here.

Revenue would be amazing. Once again though, that's probably something for when the memberbase is somewhat higher, and when we can realistically figure out some kind of reward system for it.

2019-01-16 [Tr!X*]: Stephan isnt blocking anyone. It is simply and unfortunatly true.

2019-01-16 [Tr!X*]: Stephan is boss man, only Hedda trumps him :)

2019-01-17 [Stephen]: Council Members, please read and respond to [5063 (Unknown or private posting)].

2019-01-17 [Mistress Ana Jade of the Obsidian Rose!]: sorry stephan i forgot this is only for council members

2019-01-17 [Hardee Har har]: Stephen-

Honestly I was not expecting a response, much less one that was as respectful as that. This is probably the first time in my decade (d e a r god) that I've been here I've had a productive conversation with a Mod.

Thank you for being civil. It truly means a lot.

If you're going to progress forward with social media, Twitter is a great start for getting a foothold. It's going to take a lot of work to organically grow though. There's several options there as well-I would personally go with some draw for FAKE other than it being a "chat" website. Ironically however, that might appeal to a large niche of people. And Niches seem to be where a lot of people turn for kink related content, at least in my experience (I write erotica and do erotic voice work on commission).

If you're willing to consider it (or if the server can handle it), any kind of multimedia content (YT plugins, Soundcloud) would go a long way towards getting people to WANT to come here. There's a huge swatch of people in the kink community that engage through content only, and silently enjoy creator's work. Those people also very frequently share the work of those they enjoy-and sometimes toss money their way.

It's something I personally would heavily consider. I'm unsure what FAKE could offer (my hands are tied with my own endeavors), but there are a few talented people left. It's worth a shot to see if anyone would be interested.

2019-01-17 [Hardee Har har]: Okkkkay, so the page just shit the bed and ate my post, but here you go:

Stephen, I will happily work in an advisory role if you'd like. I know how to turn websites like fake around. It's a lot of work, but if you've someone dedicated and willing to do the legwork, I absolutely don't mind helping. I have always firmly held the belief that this site has an audience. It just needs some help.

Likewise, I would heavily consider multi-platform simul-uploads to social media, and using those mediums as intended. Twitter and Curious Cat are for "conversation", Pillowfort and other blogging platforms are for "community and content". Etc.

(18h ago) [Tr!X*]: *insert enthusiastic reply to stephan and hardee* just tell me when you need boobies ;) they 100% help with advertising! (Or anything else i can do that is mildly constructive)

(18h ago) [Tr!X*]: Comments have been deleted again, looks like i am talking to myself -_-

(16h ago) [Master Katya Feinrose]: the comments are still here [Tr!X*], i can see them

(11h ago) [Master Katya Feinrose]: *sighs and shakes my head* have a good night

(4h ago) [The Mystik Warrior]: Iremoved the remark Ashes good night Dear lady

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