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2009-11-22 [lil'devil_43]: Very nice

2009-11-22 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **gives you a cheesy grin**

2009-11-22 [lil'devil_43]: *laughs*jezz thanks

2009-11-22 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **winks and laughs suddenly looking very confused**

2009-11-22 [lil'devil_43]: Lol oh fun times

2009-11-22 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: OMFG

this french bread pizza is ORGASMIC

OMFG

cheesy and crispy and OMFG AMAZING

>.>

2009-11-22 [lil'devil_43]: Alright I'll have to try it sometime

2009-11-22 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

damn

I think I creamed myself over the french bread pizza..

wow... o.O

2009-11-22 [lil'devil_43]: Lol good job

2009-11-22 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: oh yeah... hehehe

**wanders over to the couch and dives bombs on it still nakkid**

2009-11-22 [lil'devil_43]: *raises an eyebrow*

2009-11-22 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **twists to my back and look over at you wide eyed**

what?

2009-11-22 [lil'devil_43]: Nothing I am just not sure what you are doing

2009-11-22 [Bunny Chan]: hii

2009-11-22 [lil'devil_43]: Hi

2009-11-22 [Bunny Chan]: hi

2009-11-22 [lil'devil_43]: What up

2009-11-22 [Bunny Chan]: nm

2009-11-22 [lil'devil_43]: Fun

2009-11-22 [Bunny Chan]: you

2009-11-22 [lil'devil_43]: Nothing really talking to people mostly

2009-11-22 [Bunny Chan]: same here

2009-11-22 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I'm never sure

2009-11-22 [Bunny Chan]: lol

2009-11-22 [lil'devil_43]: Lol

2009-11-23 [xX Emo Fucker Xx]: ello ^.^

2009-11-23 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [AY EMO FUCKER!]

2009-11-23 [lil'devil_43]: Hey peeps

2009-11-23 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [AY LIL DEVIL!]

2009-11-23 [lil'devil_43]: Hey shawty

2009-11-23 [Caligulove]: my fucking toe hurts

2009-11-23 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [HEY! &&.. Damn that toe!]

2009-11-23 [Bunny Chan]: Awwww

2009-11-23 [lil'devil_43]: What did you do to your toe!?

2009-11-23 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I bit it >.<]

2009-11-23 [Bunny Chan]: Really

2009-11-23 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [YAH!.. I snuck in while he was sleeping.]

2009-11-23 [Bunny Chan]: Okay

2009-11-23 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I got it on tape >.>

2009-11-23 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*giggles*]

2009-11-23 [Bunny Chan]: Nice

2009-11-23 [lil'devil_43]: Lol

2009-11-23 [Yokita the Slave]: hey guys!!

2009-11-23 [lil'devil_43]: Hey hey

2009-11-24 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [.....]

2009-11-24 [Doll]: Ooo! i love dots!!!.........................

2009-11-24 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [☆☆☆☆☆<-I Lov]

2009-11-24 [Doll]: i know ^_^

2009-11-24 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [>.<][..I'm Bored..]

2009-11-24 [Doll]: im tired -_-
but i told the hubby i would call to wake him up, and if i go to sleep im afriad i wont wake up to call him :P

2009-11-24 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [&& When is this call to Hubby? And HOW IS HE? Ive been meaning to ask like All the freaking time. I've read all your entrys and I hope things go smooth for him.]

2009-11-24 [Doll]: supposed to call him at 4:45 or so *yawn* he needs to get his broken self up and to where ever on base by 6am
and hes ok, broken foot, and broken back... but he just wants to come home.
and i want him home! i want to take care of my crippled hubby!

2009-11-24 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Awwwww. Well I do hope things turn out for the best!! Which mean Go Easy On Him for a while heheheh]

2009-11-24 [Doll]: whaaat? >.> are you speaking about sex.... like dont break his back any more than it already is? >.>
i know, i know...

2009-11-24 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol Yes. I did mean that! my cousin acually recently got into a terrible accident and broke her back in 3 different places (among a buncha other shit) and she walks around (in a brace) and is doing good. ... ... Lol.. I didn't mean to sound like everyone else with the 'dont hurt him anymore' speech. <3 Lol]

2009-11-24 [Doll]: lol, well of course im planning on raping his poor broken-ness
but as gently as possible ^_^
i've gone almost 4 weeks with out any sex, any much longer and the funiture will be getting raped >.>

2009-11-24 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lmao. You're beyond cute. I'm glad he gets to come home to you finally.]

2009-11-24 [Doll]: i know he wants to... hes been sounding really depressed lately :(
sooo, even with out any kind of sexual anything, im sure he'll just be glad to be home again :)

2009-11-24 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Awwwww, Poor Guy!! <3]

2009-11-24 [Doll]: *does a "im so full of myself pose"* well, come on... wouldnt you miss this too? (LOL)

2009-11-24 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*giggles* uh YAH No doubt about that x)]

2009-11-24 [Doll]: lol *hand flip* im Fabulous!

2009-11-25 [lil'devil_43]: Hi peeps

2009-11-25 [Bunny Chan]: TOTALLY DOLL

2009-11-25 [lil'devil_43]: I hope your husband gets better and home to you soon doll

2009-11-25 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: to lazy to read everything lol

2009-11-25 [lil'devil_43]: Lol

2009-11-25 [Doll]: HUBBY IS ON WAU HOME!!!! ^_^ *gets to play nurse*

2009-11-25 [Yokita the Slave]: lol thats cute

2009-11-25 [lil'devil_43]: YAY!!!!

2009-11-25 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [^YAY^]

2009-11-25 [lil'devil_43]: I wish I had a boyfriend to play nurse to :(

2009-11-25 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I do but he's far far away :(

2009-11-25 [lil'devil_43]: :( I haven't had a bf in 4yrs though

2009-11-26 [lil'devil_43]: Why do you say that

2009-11-26 [lil'devil_43]: Hmmm....I don't think of it that way but definitly something to think about

2009-11-26 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: not always true johnny

depends on who the relationship is with

2009-11-26 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I have lived with men before johnny so please don't talk to me like that

2009-11-26 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: we found out that we didn't belong

and mutually broke up

I still talk with some of them

others we did grow apart in our friendship

but I did not become bitter and against relationships like you

so no I do not further your point

2009-11-26 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **cocks head to side shaking head at you**

2009-11-26 [lil'devil_43]: True I am still pretty good friends with some of my exs and some of my relationships we both decided to go seperate ways

2009-11-26 [PYROMAN]: hey ladys!

2009-11-26 [PYROMAN]: wuts goin oooooon!?!

2009-11-26 [Sycoscitzo phrenic]: everyone left a long time ago man

2009-11-26 [PYROMAN]: o lol

2009-11-26 [Sycoscitzo phrenic]: it happens

2009-11-26 [PYROMAN]: yea....tryn to get sum pussy my dick is hungry rofl

2009-11-26 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: I'm still friends with a couple of my ex's but I'm excited I get to go spend the weekend with gabriel, yayness!!!!!!!!!

2009-11-26 [lil'devil_43]: I wish I had a boyfriend

2009-11-27 [JuggaloTJ]: i wish i had a girlfriend

2009-11-27 [PYROMAN]: i wish sum1(female) would come suck my dick

2009-11-27 [JuggaloTJ]: Id like that too. but im rather have a girlfriend. im sick of just having sex wit sumone and it dnt mean shit. i want a good and long relationship.

2009-11-27 [PYROMAN]: pfft i had one for 4 years then she started acting liek a cunt

2009-11-27 [JuggaloTJ]: Yea i dated a girl 4 2 years and she did the same but im sick of having to trying to get a girl to like me.

2009-11-27 [PYROMAN]: i just want to fuck for a bit b4 i start a relationship

2009-11-27 [PYROMAN]: im goin to bed yall ill be on tommrow!!

2009-11-27 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE

2009-11-27 [lil'devil_43]: Thanks kotton Kandy but I'm Canadian and I already had thanksgiving but to all you Americans ( which I am 1/4 American ) happy thanksgiving....and I want a bf that I can have a nice long happy relationship

2009-11-27 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: awww thats what every one wants darlin

2009-11-27 [lil'devil_43]: Yeah I have never had a serious relationship though I haven't even had a bf in 4 yrs

2009-11-27 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: awwwwwww I'm sorry

2009-11-27 [JuggaloTJ]: aj thats nt wht everyone wants. but ik thats what i want.

2009-11-27 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **raises eyebrow**

no body asked you tim

2009-11-27 [JuggaloTJ]: W.e i was just saying. god will everyone quit being so damn pissy with me.

2009-11-27 [Yokita the Slave]: i love you [JuggaloTJ] ~hugs~

2009-11-27 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*smiles at the room* YAY! xD]

2009-11-27 [JuggaloTJ]: Yay atleast sumone loves me lol. but i do know whn hearts me tho lol

2009-11-27 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [And who would that be?]

2009-11-27 [JuggaloTJ]: U jes u silly turkey lol. you should know that lol

2009-11-27 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol You called me a Turkey xP]

2009-11-27 [JuggaloTJ]: Yea i called you a turkey lol. what i like turkey lol. but yea u kno that it was u.

2009-11-27 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol, I know. Dosn't change things though Timmothy!]

2009-11-27 [JuggaloTJ]: I know. i dont want to talk about that cuz then im just going to get really depressed again. and ive been trying to hide it and ive been doing gud at it. but ever since last nite ive been reall down in the dumps.

2009-11-27 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Yah, ................ *CHANGES THE SUBJECT*]

2009-11-27 [JuggaloTJ]: so how are you jes???

2009-11-27 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Bored. Excited. Happy. Either REALLY awake or Super Tired. I can't tell.. YOU?]

2009-11-27 [JuggaloTJ]: yeah that's how i feel kinda but more bored and sad but yeah lol im really bored tho

2009-11-27 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Yay! x) We're Amazing!]

2009-11-27 [JuggaloTJ]: yeah we are....im so tired that i feel high lol

2009-11-27 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol. I did get high today.]

2009-11-27 [JuggaloTJ]: lol i did too... but yeah i got some hella good shit... but yeah i think that it was laced with some shit

2009-11-27 [lil'devil_43]: I'm bored

2009-11-27 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Me Too.]

2009-11-27 [PYROMAN]: omg i wanna get high >.> but no lace plz

2009-11-27 [Yokita the Slave]: sleepy..........

2009-11-27 [PYROMAN]: ant chicks wanna chat? msg me im bored

2009-11-27 [lil'devil_43]: I'm excited I'm get to go to the movies tomorrow! :D

2009-11-27 [JuggaloTJ]: The only problem is i got ahold of my guy and it was laced with meth.

2009-11-27 [lil'devil_43]: Uh oh

2009-11-27 [Bunny Chan]: Not good

2009-11-27 [PYROMAN]: 0_o

2009-11-27 [Bunny Chan]: Jes I want some!!!

2009-11-27 [PYROMAN]: SUM METH LACED WEED? >.>

2009-11-28 [JuggaloTJ]: Yea i was super fucked up and now im craving more and tht aint gud

2009-11-28 [PYROMAN]: noooo it sure aint buddeh!

2009-11-28 [lil'devil_43]: Nope not good at all my bio dad is into meth and trust me once your on it is so hard to get off

2009-11-28 [Yokita the Slave]: yes yes it is and it fucks up your brain

2009-11-28 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **runs in naked**

2009-11-28 [JohnnyTHM]: Johnny takes aim from the apple tree and shoots kotton on her left but cheek as she runs "got ya"

2009-11-28 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **falls face forward**

MOTHER FUCKER

2009-11-28 [JohnnyTHM]: ^^ [road runner] "beep beep" johnny takes off as fast as he can

2009-11-28 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [LilD What you going to see at the movies? && BUNNY if we get high you better hump me!]

2009-11-28 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **raises eyebrow**

2009-11-28 [PYROMAN]: If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me?

2009-11-28 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Make you vacume then wash my windows.. then if youre really good.. you could alphabetize my stuff! <3]

2009-11-28 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **busts out laughing**

FUCKIN RIGHT BEHBEH

2009-11-28 [PYROMAN]: lol if your mouth is the vacuum im putting it on my dick XD

2009-11-28 [lil'devil_43]: I'm going to see new moon shawty

2009-11-28 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: I can't wait for tonight XD

2009-11-28 [lil'devil_43]: Oooo whats tonight?

2009-11-28 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: A little sex hook up, with a very sexy guy from work, who is also amazing in bed

2009-11-28 [lil'devil_43]: Oooo have fun

2009-11-28 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Hell yeah and then when he leaves I'm gonna be wanting more

2009-11-29 [lil'devil_43]: Lol yeah I bet

2009-11-29 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Yup he is on his way to get me as we speak

2009-11-29 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I SAW NEW MOON. I almost came watching it.]

2009-11-29 [Yokita the Slave]: lol...........o-0

2009-11-29 [lil'devil_43]: Lol omg I LOVE Taylor Launter!!!!!! So effing hot!!!!!!!

2009-11-29 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: I haven't gotten the chance to see new moon yet, but I did get the chance to cum over and over again. I'm thinking bout making a sex story based off these experoences, I already have diary entry about my first time giving him head

2009-11-29 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I LOVE EM TOO!! x)]

2009-11-29 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: I love them all, they are all sexy to me

2009-11-29 [PYROMAN]: -_- O M M F G I HATE TWILIGHT NOW ANY CHICKS AGREE SEND ME A MSG LOL

2009-11-30 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I'm a chick.. and I don't care for the twilight thing >.>"

2009-11-30 [PYROMAN]: <3 rofl

2009-11-30 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: LMFAO

ahhhhhhhhhhhh I think I'm a rare creature indeed

a woman that isn't creaming herself over twilight

2009-11-30 [PYROMAN]: indeed!

2009-11-30 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: oh wait my brwynies like that so I'm not alone YAY :D

2009-11-30 [PYROMAN]: lol im so buzzed right now idk prolly the weed and pills from last night XD

2009-11-30 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: lucky lol

I has no such things until I be finding employment

2009-11-30 [PYROMAN]: rofl got it from my homie!

2009-11-30 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my loveys are as poor as I am so no such luck >.>

but theres lotsa joygasims

2009-11-30 [PYROMAN]: :( LOL SEX IS ONE OF THE BEST DRUGS IMO

2009-11-30 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: oh we don't have sex

hehehe

well..

hmmm.. nvm about that

but joygasims are much better

2009-11-30 [PYROMAN]: wut were u gonna say? msg me it

2009-11-30 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **raises eyebrow and laughs**

2009-11-30 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: Shaven Heart

GO AND VOTE YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU :D

2009-11-30 [Doll]: lol >.<

2009-12-01 [PYROMAN]: MMM...PUSSY IM BOUT TO GET A HALF YAY! IMM BE HIIIIIGH!

2009-12-01 [Yokita the Slave]: uhhh

2009-12-01 [PYROMAN]: DAAAMN YO IM HIIIGH!

2009-12-02 [lil'devil_43]: What up peeps

2009-12-02 [Caligulove]: yaaay for drugs!

2009-12-02 [zhooper]: ugh i am tripping on X...horny as fuck...need my dick sucked...and just got dumped FML

2009-12-02 [lil'devil_43]: That sucks

2009-12-02 [Yokita the Slave]: awwwww i sawwy

2009-12-02 [lil'devil_43]: *sings* "in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight"

2009-12-02 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [A-weema-weh A-weema weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh]

2009-12-02 [lil'devil_43]: YAY "in the village the peaceful village the lion sleeps tonight"

2009-12-02 [☆Shαwtÿ]: <img200*0:stuff/aj/9709/1259797978.jpg>

2009-12-02 [lil'devil_43]: YES ^_^

2009-12-02 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Heheh! >.<]

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: In grade 6 I played older nala in the play the Lion King

2009-12-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [..I was in grade 6 once.]

2009-12-03 [lil'devil_43]: Lol it seems so long ago doesn't it

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