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2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: I dunno I'm bored. :P

2010-08-06 [Never.More]: I know the feeling. No explanation needed. :P

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: You has pic of Vincent Price on your house <3

2010-08-06 [Never.More]: Indeed. :) I've decided that picture shall be everyones Valentine from me henceforth. lol

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: Brilliant! I don't celebrate that stuff, but that sounds pretty neat.

2010-08-06 [Never.More]: I hate Vslentine's Day... but I'd do anything for Vincent. *giggles*

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: Vincent is the name of my soulmate.......imagine that...
You have a favorite movie he's in?

2010-08-06 [Never.More]: Awh, awesome. :D
Hmmm... House of Wax and The Masque of the Red Death. You?

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: House of Wax. Those movies were on a couple weeks ago, I saw them for the first time. Pricegasms lol

2010-08-06 [Never.More]: Looove theeem. :)

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: He did the voice-over thing for Michael Jackson's Thriller <3

2010-08-06 [Never.More]: He did many voice-overs. His laughter was used in one movie... I can't remember which one.

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: That sounds familiar.......I'm on IMDB I should look it up.

2010-08-06 [Never.More]: Yay!

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: Actually I just exited out of it. I got just ridiculously pissed off about something. :(

2010-08-06 [Never.More]: Awh... That's okay. lol Everything okay?

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: Yes, no.
Lol I'm grumpy but not grumpy.
I rarely make any sense.

2010-08-06 [Never.More]: Awww... lol

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: I want Supernatural back. <3<3<3

2010-08-06 [Never.More]: :P

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: I have to get my Cinderella on.

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: I made $14. *richness*

2010-08-06 [7ohgv]: *raises hatchet* whts going on? :D

2010-08-06 [Fenix Fresh]: TIME TO GO TO THE NUDIE BAR!!

2010-08-06 [7ohgv]: :O woooooooooot!

2010-08-07 [7ohgv]: mwahahahah IM FUCKING COLD HEARTED I CONVINCED MY EX TO COME FUCK ME AHAHAH AND SHE THOUGHT WE WERE TOGETHER AND WHEN SHE LEFT I TOLD HER I DONT WANT TO BE WIHT HER MWAHHAHAHAHAH SHE LEFT A VOICEMAIL CRYING !!! HAHAHAHA

2010-08-07 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: thats not nice.

2010-08-09 [lil'devil_43]: wow thats so mean..playing her emotions like that..you are cold hearted

2010-08-09 [im done]: Hey guys ^_^

2010-08-09 [lil'devil_43]: hi

2010-08-09 [im done]: How is everyone? :D

2010-08-09 [lil'devil_43]: alright you?

2010-08-09 [im done]: Pretty good :)
I'm finally home from stupid hostage "vacation" lol

2010-08-09 [7ohgv]: :O hostage??? hmmmm >.> u into bein kidnapped :D

2010-08-09 [lil'devil_43]: haha fun stuff

2010-08-09 [7ohgv]: i told all my friends the song inbred evil by Boondox reminds me of her andher family lol

2010-08-10 [im done]: Yeah hostage lol
I'm going to go see my horsie this weekend :P

2010-08-10 [7ohgv]: i guarentee you if you ask ur horsie if it wants mustard on his burger hell say NEIGH

2010-08-10 [im done]: Your a dork :P
I missed everyone :D

2010-08-10 [7ohgv]: *tackles and kisses all over* i missed you too! btw i just ate tacos so i haz TACO FLAVORED KISSES!!!

2010-08-10 [im done]: lol
O.O that video is...I don't know...I was surprised it kept my attention lol
TACOS ^_^

2010-08-10 [7ohgv]: taco flavored kisses vid? check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcKUXkm2vkc

2010-08-10 [im done]: no the um Boondox video... :P

2010-08-10 [7ohgv]: :D lol creepy as hell it fkn owns hey :o get on yahoo im im on PLZ

2010-08-10 [im done]: Hm I might
I'm just now filling out a job application :(
Hate this shit >:(

2010-08-10 [7ohgv]: geez hate em too

2010-08-10 [7ohgv]: omg my step dad couldnt finish his tacos and gave em t me!! ftw!!

2010-08-10 [im done]: Lol aren't you happy :)
How have you been? :P

2010-08-10 [7ohgv]: good and i might have a gf in 1 week :D ive known her for a long time and shes clean now

2010-08-10 [im done]: Good for you :)

2010-08-10 [7ohgv]: her tits are like huuuuuge triple d i belive

2010-08-10 [im done]: lol nice
She pretty?

2010-08-10 [7ohgv]: veeeeeeeeeery!!! calling DR LOVE~!

2010-08-10 [im done]: That's good :)

2010-08-10 [7ohgv]: <====down south sexmachine X_X

2010-08-10 [Master Eric]: needs me a GF:(

2010-08-10 [im done]: T.T doesn't everyone...
I need a boy toy :D

2010-08-10 [Master Eric]: I'll be your huckleberry.....

2010-08-10 [Fenix Fresh]: Synthetic Jesus...

2010-08-10 [Master Eric]: ???

2010-08-10 [im done]: I like cookies :)

2010-08-10 [Fenix Fresh]: Shaman, it's like Synthetic Jesus. Or Synthetic God. Depends.

2010-08-10 [Fenix Fresh]: Coooooookies?

2010-08-10 [im done]: Yeah cookies :D

2010-08-10 [Fenix Fresh]: What kind?

2010-08-10 [im done]: any kind but no raisins :P

2010-08-10 [Master Eric]: double chocolate chip with chocolate drizzled on them?

2010-08-10 [im done]: Yeah :d

2010-08-10 [Master Eric]: **** drizzled chocolate on his..... well, you know.....

2010-08-10 [im done]: O.O

2010-08-10 [Fenix Fresh]: o_O

2010-08-10 [7ohgv]: your own...personal ...jesus.....STEP RIGHT UP GET YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS!FOR 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $39.99!!!

2010-08-10 [Fenix Fresh]: Jesus Christ: Savior on a Stick.

2010-08-10 [7ohgv]: DAMN RIGHT! weve got deep fryed,beer battered,and deep fried twinky jesus on a stick!

2010-08-12 [im done]: Mmm twinky's sound good :)

2010-08-12 [7ohgv]: TWINKY JESUS MY DEAR TWINKY JESUS

2010-08-12 [im done]: But Twinky Jesus is too salty :(

2010-08-12 [7ohgv]: and crunchy : /

2010-08-12 [im done]: lol yeah and twinky's are soft and creamy :)
...that sound so wrong in so many countries O_O

2010-08-12 [7ohgv]: loloz!you knwo that stay puft marshmallow guy? well the filling is form when he gets over excited.... >.>

2010-08-12 [Fenix Fresh]: W00t new pics.....almost..

2010-08-13 [Arctic Knight]: Hahahaha...the stay puft marshmellow guy explodes in Ghostbusters.

2010-08-13 [7ohgv]: XD he got wtfowned

2010-08-13 [Fenix Fresh]: Check out my new (crappy) pics plz. I tried to fix 'em!

2010-08-13 [7ohgv]: i did theyre sexy

2010-08-13 [Fenix Fresh]: Thanks. :)

2010-08-13 [Master Eric]: COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-08-14 [im done]: O_O I LOVE COOKIES :D

2010-08-15 [Master Eric]: "Come'er lil girl.... I have cookies!!!!!"

2010-08-16 [im done]: What kind? :P

2010-08-16 [Master Eric]: chocolate double chocolate chip

2010-08-16 [7ohgv]: *smacks cookies out of Master Eric's hand* NO!MINE!*hands Karissa huge delicious fresh cookies* der u go *winks*

2010-08-16 [im done]: O.O thank you XD

2010-08-16 [Master Eric]: wow.... alrighty then....... takes his cookies and milk home.

2010-08-16 [im done]: o_o that was mean :(

2010-08-17 [Arctic Knight]: :( That was mean. Be nice Jimmy.

2010-08-17 [7ohgv]: :D hai

2010-08-17 [Master Eric]: besides, everyone knows the cookies are better on the Dark Side.

2010-08-17 [7ohgv]: BUT...i am on the dark side too :O oh well YAY my gf is joining fake too :O

2010-08-18 [Arctic Knight]: Who is your gf?

2010-08-18 [7ohgv]: still waitin for her to get accepted >.<

2010-08-18 [Master Eric]: You did what with who for how many cookies?

2010-08-18 [im done]: Everything...With someone O_O...FOR A LOT OF COOKIES :D

2010-08-18 [Master Eric]: hehe..... and go figure.... I have alot of cookies.... well, I HAD alot of cookies....

2010-08-18 [im done]: lol
I have fresh baked cookies and a glass of milk :)

2010-08-18 [Master Eric]: bad bad girl.... go to my room!!!!!!

2010-08-18 [im done]: ....nope :)

2010-08-18 [Master Eric]: damn the luck:(

2010-08-18 [im done]: yeah :P

2010-08-18 [Master Eric]: hehe

2010-08-19 [Fenix Fresh]: I has crunchy glazed oatmeal cookies.

2010-08-19 [im done]: Oatmeal= raises XP...eww

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Anybody want to chat? :)
I promise I'll be nice...for now..

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: i will chat, but fuck all that "nice" bullshit

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol okay ^_^
Mmm how are you Living Dead Girl?!

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: im okay,. listening to Prince poppycock and remembering Dexter's Lab

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol awesome :P
I try to be nice but sometimes...I FAIL
oh well...
So what do you like to do for fun?

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: Torture people that have done me wrong by trapping them in their lies and watching them suffer as their world of darkend bullshit caves in around them...And I like horseback riding as well ^.^

2010-08-31 [Never.More]: You are so cute, Corie. I could just put you in a jar.

2010-08-31 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: don't forget world peace. :P

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: nice :P
world peace has had its course...it failed!

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: You're spelling needs some correction. Its World PIECE. Pieces...
Put me in a jar...with bouncy balls and fridos! Oh how i adore those crunchy corny fuckers.

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: O.O nice tats!

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: thanks...lol. Thats just one tattoo, the other is on me leg. A hatchet man

2010-08-31 [Never.More]: I'll let you live on my bedside table. You can have all the bouncy balls you desire. :)

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: *packs a suitcase* You want express mail?

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Cool
I have a dead tree full of crows on my back and a snake on my arm :P

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: lets see em!

2010-08-31 [Never.More]: Express is vundabar!

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: k hang on I'll put them up :P
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2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: I like ! I like oodles!

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: :D
My crow one took 5 almost 6 hours :P
My snake one took...about the same but it felt a bit longer.

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: lol my "tramp stamp" took 2 1/2 hours. My first tattoo, the hatchetman took just over an hour, The next peice I am getting is about 3 or 4 hours of work if they're really good

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Yeah I had a pretty good guy for mine...same guy he was good.
I'm thinking of getting something on my v-line but I dont know what..

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: Hmm. Idk. I got mine done in 2 completely different places but people i shouldnt have. My next once and the fixing of the others will be done by a VERY good artist. My next peice will be the most important of any tattoo I can get.

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: What are you going to get?

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: its a female centaur.. I can scan the pic an show you what i have, but keep in mind i am NO artist

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: ok, its no problem :)
I was thinking maybe sense I love cars so much I should get the DODGE sign above my dick :P

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2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Nice :)
That's pretty sexy...you putting tits on her? :)
What colors?

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: She wont have nipples. Its going on my leg and one day I want to have kids, makes for less explaining. Centaur body is a light brown or butterscotch. Female body is a tan/olive color

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Nice, thats understandable
I was going to have a child but my ex had a miscarriage :(

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: :( im sorry. My mother told me she wished I would die in her womb or while she was giving birth

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Aw D: Im so sorry hun
It was my baby boy too
and I thought my girl was cheating on me so we did do a dna test. I feel like a jerk :(

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: I dont mind my mother. Shes a worthless lying greedy cunt.
I am sorry for the loss of your son

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: It's fine. Hopefully I get another chance :(
But my ex hates my guts now...
And every girl I do end up dating they end up using me for my money or my cock. :'(

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: Women can be horrible. I have never dated one for that reason. I have slept with my share. But when it comes to a relationship I get used whether they have a penis or not. I dont care about money. Its really not that great. And I havent seen your cock, but im sure theres thicker, longer and more thrust behind another. (not great at flattery all the time)
But im against having children until I am ready. (I have an IUD to prevent children until atleast Jan 2014)

2010-08-31 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Yeah, I noticed guys are the same...
Bleh.
My last boyfriend was 16 and he was a virgin both ways and all he wanted from me is a car, a house, a horse, and everything else. and guess what we didnt even fuck once a week...isnt that strange

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: CHA! I'd fuck a bizillion times if I got a horse! lol
kidding..
sort of

2010-08-31 [Master Eric]: Living... I have 2 quarter horses ;)

2010-08-31 [Never.More]: I'll be a horse for ya. :P

2010-08-31 [7ohgv]: LOL neigh

2010-08-31 [Stimpy]: Quarter Horses are my fave ^.^

2010-08-31 [7ohgv]: i prefer $1.00 horses

2010-09-01 [Never.More]: X_x

2010-09-01 [Fenix Fresh]: Fred's Fresh Fish Fry, Fridays only. Fuckers.

o_o

2010-09-01 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: I got him a Frisian :)

2010-09-01 [Never.More]: How pretty!

2010-09-01 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: yeah beautiful stallion :P
Then he broke up with me and he's dating this cowboy now.
I hate being single but yet it has its benefits :D

2010-09-01 [Fenix Fresh]: -Slowly turns up Ladytron.-

2010-09-01 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: ....

2010-09-01 [Fenix Fresh]: What, nobody else likes Ladytron?

2010-09-01 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Hm...nope :P
I'm listening to Metallica - The Unforgiven :D

2010-09-01 [Fenix Fresh]: Ah, I should add some Metallica to my growing list. Thanks for reminding me. ^_^

2010-09-01 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Anytime ^_^
...Whats your favorite song?

2010-09-01 [Fenix Fresh]: By Metallica? I don't have a favorite song by them. Enter Sandman freaked me out when I was a kid so I really like that one. And the rest......

2010-09-01 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol oh okie dokie :P

2010-09-01 [Fenix Fresh]: Mewzik in general raaah <3

2010-09-01 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: ah
yeah any music its good for me, it just need to be energetic X3

2010-09-01 [Fenix Fresh]: Exactly. That's why I have this list of music I love and now I'm ready to go hump something. >.<

2010-09-01 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol me too...the wall looks good XD

2010-09-01 [Fenix Fresh]: I'll just..hump things in my mind, I guess.

2010-09-01 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: hm okay
I really want to hump someone...not something :P

2010-09-01 [Fenix Fresh]: Me too, but wants are like fishes without a line and hook or some b.s. like that...what?

2010-09-01 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Yeah I know I can't have anyone for myself and only myself :( sad day

2010-09-01 [Fenix Fresh]: That is terribly sad.

2010-09-01 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Yeah :(
Oh well...life goes on.

2010-09-01 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Grr.. work tomorrow
Nice talking to you Lottie ^_^
Sweet Dreams :)

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: :D

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: I want some fucking sugar.

^_^

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: ...What kind of sugar? ;)

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Any kind that makes me smile. I'm so boredish right meow.

Ready for sweets.

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Hm I see :)

*hands you a sugar cookie with fresh cold milk*
^_^

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Omigoodness!! -Noms the cookie.- Thank yooou. :D

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: ^_^ anytime

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Oooooh tainted love <3

Duper!!!

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: :) good song

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Yes yes I just listened to it twice. :D

I'm skimming my list, bored to death. Ready for some action-action.

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol yeah :P
My booty call isn't coming tonight :(
"too busy"

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: I'm sorry doll, that's duper lame.
You're stuck with yourself then?

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: yup...I hate it :(

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: I can understand, I'm stuck with myself all the time. ^_^

Crisis mode major I have to tend to, nothing I can do about. Ehhh. Crap.
Know where I could find a teleporation device?

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol
I need someone...but no one needs me
teleportation device eh?
That sounds useful :P

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Doesn't it? I wish to go on a rescue mission. Fuck I love this song...
I forgot.
O_o What's going on?

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol us being alone :P

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Yay! We're pathetic together!!

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol yea only if we lived closer to each other we could keep each other company :)

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Oh certainly. And then I'd drive you crazy with my Resident Evil obsession. =D

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: I have the movies :P
hehe I wouldn't mind

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Me too. I'm gonna watch all three the night before I see the fourth one AAH my fangirl is showing, oops. =3

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