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Command                                                   What it does
/me <action>                                                                Performs an actions. IE: Stephen dances.
/nick <newnickname>                                                         Changes your nickname into the entered nickname.
/ns register {yourPassword} {yourEmailAccountName@yourMailProvider}         Allows you to protect your nickname with a password.
/ignore <nickname>                                                          Ignores all messages from that nickname.
/unignore <nickname>                                                        Remove an ignore from a nickname.
/query <nickname>                                                           Sends a private message to that nickname.
/whois <nickname>                                                           Looks up information about nickname.
/join <#channel name>                                                       Opens another channel in a different tab. (IE: /join #Elfpack)
/clear                                                                      Clears the chat box.
/away <message>                                                             Displays a message when someone uses the "/whois" command on you.




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2010-01-22 [lil'devil_43]: lol wow

2010-01-22 [Never.More]: Indeed!

2010-01-23 [Sexie Goth Girl]: okay then

2010-01-23 [lil'devil_43]: ok then

2010-01-23 [☆Shαwtÿ]: Tattoo Love

2010-01-25 [Doll]: lol,

SPAM!!

2010-01-25 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: maybe... hehe

2010-01-25 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [<.< .. NOT SPAM NOT .. >.>]

2010-01-25 [lil'devil_43]: lol

2010-01-26 [☆Shαwtÿ]: <img:stuff/aj/9709/1264468034.gif>

2010-01-26 [Doll]: *last night*

2010-01-26 [Sexy Monkey Lover]: in your pants.

2010-01-26 [lil'devil_43]: wow lol

2010-01-27 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol. :D]

2010-01-28 [PYROMAN]: hey...any babys wanna chat? msg me nuthn but free time for me

2010-01-28 [PYROMAN]: babes* X_X

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: uber bored people whats goen on?

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: absolutely NOTHING so yayness :D

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: bahhh nooo lol although i found time to mess around with my profile some so not all bad i guess.

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: HAY your not far from me Zeek >.>

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: lol hey guess im not lol you live right across the river lol o.o

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: yep quad citys >.>

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: nice lol

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: YAY corn fields :D

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: lol hellz yeah

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I SEE yew know timmy tim timmy

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: lol yeah ive know since soph. year of highschool. How do you know him?

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: he's my broke back^^

I met him when I dated jeremy.. if you know jeremy lol

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: Lol yeah im pretty sure i know who your talking about.

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: LMAO

yeah that was a long time ago..

but yeah.. seriously.. start calling timmy broke back.. his reaction is FUNNY

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: lol i have worse like Tinkerbell ask him about that one lmao

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **eyes go wide with excitement**

OH GOSH.. yesh.. this interests me...

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: lol one day we were chillen at my house and my dad comes in and asks him what up and he told my dad "Nothen much Sugar Butt" i cracked up and from that day forward hes been called Tinkerbell

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: LMFAO

wow..

god.. I don't even know what to say to that now

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: lol yeah he still gets shit from to this day and it happened like two maybe 3 years ago

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: hehe.. imma call him tinkerbell next time I see him..

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: do it lol and then tell me what he says cuz i could only imagine the look on his face....*like wtf* lmao

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: >.>

oh I will.. hehe.. I'll make it an episode of our web show LMAO

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: lol nice

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: oh yeah.. hehe

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: lol tinkerbell might not be to happy about tho

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: lol.. I can normally get away with murder with him

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: lol hes a pretty big push over

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: oh indeed.. really all I do is offer to scratch his back and his tail is waggin.. ((not the front one o.O))

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: ROFL nice

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: LMAO

ask him about the orgy night next time you talk to him.. THATS and interesting story LMFAO

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: lol orgy night ehhh... ive gotta hear this one.

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: poor brokeback didn't get any.. he sat there drinking smoking and directing everyone else LMAO

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: OH...yeah he does that...one time i had a girl over and he just sat there and watched talking on his cell to another one of my buddies given him a play by play. Hes a weird one

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **busts out laughing**

ahhhhhhhhhhhh.. but thats why I hearts him so much.. he fits in so perfectly with our group of friends :D

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: lol yeah hes pretty cool we still kick it he was just over earlier this week.

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I haven't seen him in a while.. but I normally don't durin the winter

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: well usually i have to go pick him up so we dont kick it to often but lately hes actually had access to a car lol i guess hes trying to get his GED again

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: oh well thats good :D

he better get it damn it

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: lol chyea he seems serious about it ths time

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: imma kick his bootai

2010-02-01 [Zeek]: lol

2010-02-01 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*builds a random sand castle in the middle of the room*]

2010-02-01 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*disappears inside the pile of sand*]

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **cocks head to side**

2010-02-01 [Never.More]: The sandworms got her!!

2010-02-01 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*jumps out of the pile of sand wielding a bunch of brightly coloured starfish*]

2010-02-01 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*flings one at you* Ninja Star!!]

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **catches it all sexy like in my mouth**

2010-02-01 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*.. cocks head at you and flings two more*]

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **double kicks them up into the ceiling**

2010-02-01 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Hmph! You are quick young one! *reaches into the pile of sand again, this time pulling out two large crabs and chucks them at you*]

2010-02-01 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **matrix doges the first star still in my mouth**

2010-02-01 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Grr! *Yanks the flag-pole stick out of the top of the sand, snaps it in half then ties a piece of seaweed between the two pieces.] (lol)

2010-02-02 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **takes the star fish out of my mouth flinging it at you snapping your sea weed**

blah

2010-02-02 [Zeek]: uhhhh....vwats up ppl

2010-02-02 [Never.More]: Matrix by the Sea-Side. ^^

2010-02-02 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol.. Damn seaweed (hi Zeek!) ..*grabs a fist fulla sand then chucks it at Kotton*]

2010-02-02 [JuggaloTJ]: hey jes i fucking miss you baby

2010-02-02 [Zeek]: wats goen on Timmy

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Ah! mY TimTim! I effin Miss YOU!]

2010-02-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **ducks and covers head**

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [<sand goes flying past, smacking Zeek in the face>]

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [ .. O.O .. ]

2010-02-03 [Zeek]: ....O/0...**Looks shocked**

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*chuckles*]

2010-02-03 [Zeek]: **grins evily**pulls two squirt pistols from pockets and begins opening up on shawty**

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I'm Melting! *slowly falls into the sand*]

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*quickly jumps up holding an inflatible sheild*]

2010-02-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **puts hands over face and starts rocking back and forth on my knees**

if I can't seem them they can't see me if I can't see them they can't see me if I can't see them they can't see me..

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*grabs the large plastic turtle that holds my sandle castle, dumps the sand out (destroying my shelter) and puts the turtle over Kandy for safety]

2010-02-03 [Zeek]: **laughs** thats right thats what you get when you mess with me **grins**

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*Holds up the blowUP plastic sheild*]

2010-02-03 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **peeks out from under the turtle**

2010-02-03 [lil'devil_43]: *looks around* hi guys...umm...do i want to know? lol

2010-02-04 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [& Gurls^]

2010-02-04 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Join TehBEACH Party! LilD]

2010-02-09 [Zeek]: *waves to the random masses* Whats Good XD

2010-02-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **scrambles out from under the plastic turtle and tackles zeek**

2010-02-09 [Zeek]: **shocked**Hey now lol

2010-02-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **giggles playfully**

2010-02-09 [Zeek]: *stands up points water pistol* I have you now

2010-02-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **shifty eyes before shoving a water balloon down your pants and smacking it making it burst then running off laughing**

2010-02-09 [Zeek]: *chases behind opening up with the squirt pistol*

2010-02-09 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*laughs at what I just saw*]

2010-02-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **laughs and doges ducking weaving in between furniture**

2010-02-09 [Zeek]: **stops dumbfounded**looks around** I thought we were at the beach?

2010-02-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **giggles**

the beach is in the middle of the room DUH

2010-02-09 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Yeah... I put sand in the middle of the room to make a castle]

2010-02-09 [Zeek]: **shakes head** dam guess i lost track of reality

2010-02-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **throws a water balloon at zeek**

2010-02-09 [Zeek]: This again**jumps behind something busts out the super soaker 9000 and cocks ready and waiting**

2010-02-10 [lil'devil_43]: *helps shawty with the sand castle

2010-02-11 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol, I built it once.. but I think it got destroyed. Lol I can't remember]

2010-02-11 [lil'devil_43]: lol help me build another one then :P

2010-02-11 [Doll]: >.> my eyes hurt... it is so horrible... so horrible
i have to share ^_^

click if you dare
http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/penis_costume.jpg


*shudders* eww...

2010-02-12 [lil'devil_43]: that is gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-02-12 [Doll]: i know >.<

2010-02-12 [lil'devil_43]: lol some how gross doesnt even cut it

2010-02-12 [Doll]: lol, disturbing yes?

2010-02-12 [lil'devil_43]: yeah that is more like it

2010-02-12 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [WHAT IS IT? ... (*isn't clicking*)]

2010-02-12 [PYROMAN]: .> its a guy in a liek a latex suit with dicks hanging off of it :O

2010-02-12 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Real Ones!?]

2010-02-12 [PYROMAN]: nah like dildos or sumthn

2010-02-12 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Ahh! I was so freaked out for a few min.s]

2010-02-12 [PYROMAN]: thatd be like.....horrible to see if they were real

2010-02-12 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I Know!! But back in] I Love Fake [People would post links to TERRIBLY gross videos.. and so.. I was like I'm NEVER clicking a random link again]

2010-02-12 [PYROMAN]: lol yea if you havent been to it already avoid like fingerslam.com and liek 1 guy 2 needles X_X wuts ur wiki pw btw :)

2010-02-12 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [2 guys 1 needle? whats that about??] Click Here!

2010-02-12 [PYROMAN]: want details seriously?

2010-02-12 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Noooooo NO NO NO.. Like.. tell me without going into ANY details.]

2010-02-12 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Oh Gawd! Now im freaked out.. Its going to be bad.. Lol (I'm not good with that stuff) Lol]

2010-02-12 [PYROMAN]: well lets see....he..outs his nutsack ina glove twist it off and ....puts 2 huge needles in and out of his sac

2010-02-12 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [(X_X)]

2010-02-12 [lil'devil_43]: <.<>.>

2010-02-13 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I'm a stranger here now :( </3

2010-02-13 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [No You're Not Lovey!]

2010-02-13 [lil'devil_43]: never

2010-02-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]:

[Happy Valentine's Day! ❤]

2010-02-15 [lil'devil_43]: happy valentines day shawty :) ....i need a valentine

2010-02-15 [PYROMAN]: hello ladies!

2010-02-15 [PYROMAN]: HAPPY LATE VALENTINES DAY!

2010-02-15 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [:( Lol, The ONLY person to ask me to be their Valentine was my] [sunkissed] [! ..he asked me a month ago]

2010-02-15 [lil'devil_43]: lol aww

2010-02-15 [Random_Brian]: Hi, I'm new here, what do I do and who do I talk to ??

2010-02-15 [lil'devil_43]: hey there random...just do whatever and talk to whoever

2010-02-16 [PYROMAN]: wuts the easiest means of suicide? im so alone right now my gf left me shes probly pregnant again and ive missed almost 6 months of my sons life hes turning 1 in 24 days if you know please msg me

2010-02-17 [Zeek]: wow dude wow that sucks an all but thats no reason for suicide lol

2010-02-18 [Caligulove]: cliff diving.

2010-02-20 [lil'devil_43]: so so true

2010-02-21 [matty c]: new wiki, looking for support workers and assistent maneger, contact me, first look at the wiki d.a.s.s

2010-02-28 [matty c]: if you want to join any of my wikis then please do

2010-03-04 [PYROMAN]: .> rp characters you can come up with them right liek say i drew one or already have one drawn i just post a pic and say thats me ?

2010-03-04 [matty c]: yes thats right

2010-03-04 [PYROMAN]: ballin i got mine then :D

2010-03-04 [PYROMAN]: <img:stuff/aj/10070/1267696603.amp>

2010-03-04 [matty c]: lol, ha ha thats great

2010-03-04 [PYROMAN]: sarcasm or sincerity?

2010-03-04 [matty c]: sincerity, well put different coulered dots on it make it more colourful

2010-03-04 [matty c]: well put a few coulered spots on it then it will look better, put a pliff coming out of its mouth, have fun with it, sincerity

2010-03-04 [☆Shαwtÿ]: FaceBook

2010-03-08 [PYROMAN]: wuh? hes fine the way he is :P

2010-03-09 [lil'devil_43]: im bored....

2010-03-10 [PYROMAN]: me too any1 wanna trade pix? msg me :P

2010-03-10 [devin was back]: whats up everyone

2010-03-12 [Andy2222]: hi

2010-03-12 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Check out my diary.]

2010-03-14 [Texas Saint]: what up every one

2010-03-16 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: wtf happened to picture uploading?

2010-03-16 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [What you mean?]

2010-03-17 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: its all different >.>

its not simple anymore >.<"

2010-03-18 [Never.More]: I know! It sucks.

2010-03-18 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I Agree!]

2010-03-18 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: it irks me..

**mummbles something under breath**

2010-03-18 [Never.More]: Something irky? ^.^

2010-03-19 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [What The Hell? How do I upload the picture without making it a page? I hate this. Why did they feel they had to change it to something so incredibly SHITTY!! BOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO!!!!!]

2010-03-19 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: I don't think you can upload a picture without making a page.. it is really stupid

2010-03-19 [oldbymurat]: hi

2010-03-20 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Well GRRR.. I hate that. (-_-)]

2010-03-21 [lil'devil_43]: hey shawty :D

2010-03-24 [Yokita the Slave]: hi guys!!!!!!!!

2010-03-26 [D-Bane]: hi ppl

2010-04-02 [KlaireBear]: heey people!

2010-04-02 [PYROMAN]: hai evry1? any1 know a chick from texas (near port arthur)? other than belle morte :P

2010-04-08 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [:|]

2010-04-09 [lil'devil_43]: whats with the face shawty?

2010-04-09 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*Shrugs*]

2010-04-09 [♀Kotton Kandy♀ the ♀American Witch♀]: **tackles shawty and humps**

2010-04-09 [lil'devil_43]: *dog piles on Kotton Kandy and Shawty*

2010-04-10 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*giggles* Humpage! :o]

2010-04-12 [lil'devil_43]: lol :D

2010-04-13 [jaybird]:
hey girls what to talk

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