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Command                                                   What it does
/me <action>                                                                Performs an actions. IE: Stephen dances.
/nick <newnickname>                                                         Changes your nickname into the entered nickname.
/ns register {yourPassword} {yourEmailAccountName@yourMailProvider}         Allows you to protect your nickname with a password.
/ignore <nickname>                                                          Ignores all messages from that nickname.
/unignore <nickname>                                                        Remove an ignore from a nickname.
/query <nickname>                                                           Sends a private message to that nickname.
/whois <nickname>                                                           Looks up information about nickname.
/join <#channel name>                                                       Opens another channel in a different tab. (IE: /join #Elfpack)
/clear                                                                      Clears the chat box.
/away <message>                                                             Displays a message when someone uses the "/whois" command on you.




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Don't flood the channel with spam, don't harass people, etc. Doing so will get you kicked/banned.

Try to write correctly
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Listen to and respect the mods!
What they say is final. In the chat, the mods are just like the Fake Guards.


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1) Type "/whois <harasser's nick>"
2) Find the "hostmark" of the harasser. (It should look like "24-180-208-36", just with different numbers)
3) Screenshot what the harasser is doing and the harasser's hostmark. Send them to [Stephen] in a PM.
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2010-04-13 [lil'devil_43]: lol

2010-04-14 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [(<.<) (>.>) (<.<) (^.^) (>.>)] [TeeHee]

2010-04-14 [lil'devil_43]: ^_^

2010-04-16 [PYROMAN]: HOW THE HELL DO I SET MY PHOTO AND W.E THE OTHER ONE IS ON MY MAIN PAGE?

2010-04-18 [the blackest soul]: hey chiks and dude whats crakin

2010-04-20 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [What? I don't think I understand the question PYRO]

2010-04-21 [PYROMAN]: .< lol idk im thinkin im leavin fake...no1 talks to me and stuff.....so yea...

2010-04-21 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [PYRO NO! I almost left Fake.. Somedays I still think I might go.. But NOOOO Not you.. How will I go on without you!?]

2010-04-21 [the blackest soul]: haha let him leave

2010-04-22 [danyalika2009]: hello every one

2010-04-22 [the blackest soul]: hello whats up

2010-04-22 [VelvetVampire]: soo . . . boooored

2010-04-22 [the blackest soul]: i know me too

2010-04-25 [thor]: jesus christ what the bloody hell is going on here? lol

2010-04-26 [the blackest soul]: nuthin much man

2010-04-27 [PYROMAN]: batista....go /wrist plz

2010-04-27 [the blackest soul]: how about i dont give you my wrist homie your not my goddamn boss

2010-04-27 [VelvetVampire]: lol homie . . lol

2010-04-27 [the blackest soul]: haha right dude i like how these people here think they can run your life lol hahaha

2010-04-29 [PYROMAN]: lol weaksauze..

2010-04-29 [the blackest soul]: haha

2010-04-29 [PYROMAN]: im staying after all shawty ;)

2010-04-29 [the blackest soul]: why you stayin

2010-04-29 [PYROMAN]: 1.cuz shawty wants me too and 2.have nuthn else to do :P

2010-04-29 [the blackest soul]: yeah right dude lol

2010-04-30 [PYROMAN]: lol u fail at trolling

2010-04-30 [the blackest soul]: haha dude you fail at game

2010-05-01 [Stimpy]: I think [PYROMAN] has more game then [the blackest soul]. I know this from experience...

2010-05-01 [thor]: lol now thats interesting

2010-05-01 [PYROMAN]: :O ty

2010-05-01 [PYROMAN]: hmmm for sum reason juggalo homies in playing in my head 0.o

2010-05-01 [PYROMAN]: AIGHT IM OUT PEEPZ !

2010-05-01 [Stimpy]: Could be because I am a juggalette. In life and at heart im the best fucking homie you could ever meet.

2010-05-01 [thor]: um could one of you yanks explain to me what a "jugglette" is?

2010-05-01 [PYROMAN]: yank? sorry but IM FROM THE DEEP SOUTH!!!!and a juggalette is a female juggalo

2010-05-01 [Stimpy]: hes an aussie pyro, we're yanks no matter what.

2010-05-01 [PYROMAN]: ahhhhh ic....p lolololz

2010-05-02 [the blackest soul]: yeah fuck u living dead girl ive never tried my game on you yer too fat and not worth my time

2010-05-02 [Stimpy]: lmmfao THATS why I have messages talking about how you love me and you only want me, and im the most beautiful thing you've ever seen! Ur so fucking pathetic!

2010-05-02 [the blackest soul]: yeah i love messing with fat bitches like you that are very mature and psycho dont make me laugh have you ever heard of Jenny Craig and a tread mill

2010-05-02 [PYROMAN]: lol weak sum1's got alot of insecurities *coughcoughattackofthetwoinchercoughcough*

2010-05-02 [the blackest soul]: haha fuck off nigger

2010-05-02 [PYROMAN]: *checks skin* wow.... sum1 also color blind jeez u must fail hard

2010-05-02 [the blackest soul]: naww i hate smart asses

2010-05-02 [PYROMAN]: lol ur hatin on my big texas dick thats what ur hatin on "cuz" rofl

2010-05-02 [the blackest soul]: dont call me cuz u aint no crip

2010-05-02 [PYROMAN]: rofl so ur a white blood? howd u get in? anal rape? or passed out bj's like it was candy

2010-05-02 [the blackest soul]: if yer true this is a reall crip question homie

why is the sky blue

2010-05-02 [PYROMAN]: lol as i pretty much previously stated...i am not a "nigger" and 2 i am not your homie you know...id call u a douche...but thatd mean ud actually get to touch a pussy

2010-05-02 [the blackest soul]: ive fucked more pussy than u have

and yer a fake bitch

2010-05-02 [PYROMAN]: dude...srsly who ever told you fleshlights dont coutn buddy lol and how am i fake? lawlz

2010-05-02 [PYROMAN]: brb beer

2010-05-02 [the blackest soul]: becuz if u were a reall crip when i asked you why the sky is blue you wouldve said all crips go to heaven

2010-05-02 [PYROMAN]: lol are u THAT stupid? i said IM NOT A NIGGER doesnt that click anyhting in that pea brain? white+crip = not a good mix

2010-05-02 [PYROMAN]: ooooooh its the shirt and the hat lol!noooooob

2010-05-02 [the blackest soul]: well yer pretty cool dude im not either fuck that im just a skater

2010-05-02 [PYROMAN]: LOL nice i cant sk8 fer shit :P

2010-05-02 [the blackest soul]: i used to be sponsored by element
i went too the tampa am in Florida and skated on tour

2010-05-02 [PYROMAN]: nice man now i will not lie...i do listen to alot of southern rap loloz

2010-05-02 [the blackest soul]: well everyone has there own style and type of music bro

2010-05-02 [PYROMAN]: yup lol and im wasted lol bout to go toke

2010-05-02 [thor]: what the hell was that all about? lol

2010-05-02 [PYROMAN]: 8SHRUGS* beats the fuck outta me

2010-05-02 [thor]: you bloddy yanks always fighting lol

2010-05-02 [Stimpy]: Pyro, you see why he's entertaining? Its like talking to a 3 yr old! ^.^ Im a fat mature psycho bitch ^.^ And i am DAMNED proud of that.
At least when I get pussy it isnt from the net. And I dont have to make fake accounts of women either ;)
[the blackest soul] ur a loser. get over it

2010-05-03 [thor]: ok im not getting involved in this

2010-05-03 [Stimpy]: nice

2010-05-04 [PYROMAN]: yay i got a new gf! and we love each other! woot for me!

2010-05-04 [thor]: awesome mate good for you lol

2010-05-04 [PYROMAN]: AIGHT IM LEAVING FAKE FOR REAL NOW SO GOOD TALKINT O YALL SO IS MY GF!

2010-05-04 [the blackest soul]: haha bye

2010-05-05 [Stimpy]: the loser above me had to create a fake account...of a woman...so he could claim someone and in return have them claim him....

2010-05-07 [Texas Saint]: lol yea hes also a lier btw im still waiting for your dad corey you said he was coming to get me what a shame btw whats up living dead girl

2010-05-07 [the blackest soul]: yeah i got saved so i dont deal with devils and dumb people sorry

2010-05-07 [Texas Saint]: lol you saved yea saved for your mom lol get a life and quit trying to make your self special more that you already are

2010-05-07 [the blackest soul]: no i got saved becuz the lord told me too

2010-05-07 [the blackest soul]: and quit talking about my mom all u know how too do is run your mouth on internet becuz yer too afraid too go face too face

2010-05-07 [Texas Saint]: ill be happy to go up to"newport"tn in cocke county just to prove to you i know alot more

2010-05-07 [Stimpy]: <- saved. :P
[the blackest soul] you are a liar. Get over it. Everyone can see clear as the nose on our faces that you are a liar. Get over it or get better.
[Texas Saint] Not much, just entertained easily by pathological liars ^.^

2010-05-07 [Texas Saint]: i hear that lol its so much fun when you chech them lieing and they still deny it

2010-05-07 [Stimpy]: I know right!? LOL actually this mo fo above, I caught him with a 2nd account I already knew wasn't really her, but I figured out it was him controlling the account, he denied it for a while, then after a while he admitted it. Seriously like I am fucking stupid!?

2010-05-07 [the blackest soul]: you no nothing of me so judge yourself you have no life corie

2010-05-07 [Texas Saint]: lol yep i know how that is the mo fo above tried telling me his dad is a "bounty hunter" and he will come and get me and he can look up my name on a website and his "grandpa" said somthing about ppl like me need to be in the army to disapline me i told him i was in the army and im still waiting for his dad

2010-05-08 [the blackest soul]: your not in the army if u were you wouldnt be in this country and my grandpa was in Veitnam

2010-05-08 [Texas Saint]: ohhh wow i was in the army you dumn ass

2010-05-08 [the blackest soul]: dude you have no life your a waste of my time

2010-05-08 [Stimpy]: We have no life...However you are the one that creates fake accounts so you can pretend someone is interested in you?
O.o ouch.
I almost pity you

2010-05-08 [the blackest soul]: wow who cares

2010-05-08 [Stimpy]: [Caliente] <- his other account. Of coarse looking at the 2 pics you can tell something is up. But I got a confession...LMAO

2010-05-08 [the blackest soul]: caliente is a girls account not mine and who cares

2010-05-08 [Stimpy]: YOU FUCKING ADMITTED IT WAS YOU! >.> dumbass

2010-05-08 [the blackest soul]: no i didnt and i really dont care your words mean nothing too me sorry try again

2010-05-08 [Stimpy]: ^.^ My words are simply this, "bleeeeeah....b...bbbb......bleeeeah!" ^.^ Jim Carey is the shit

2010-05-08 [Texas Saint]: lol haha ha ROFLMFAO 

2010-05-08 [Stimpy]: ([the blackest soul] doesnt get it....)

2010-05-08 [Stimpy]: [the blackest soul] maybe you should create another account, then you'd have someone to back you. ^.^ I know no one else would

2010-05-08 [Texas Saint]: stop please i cant take any more im laughing to hard

2010-05-08 [Stimpy]: okay. SOOO! How bout that MCL? ^.^

2010-05-08 [Texas Saint]: lol aw my ribs hurt *breaths deep* no how bout that MMFWCL

2010-05-08 [Stimpy]: How long have you been down?

2010-05-08 [Texas Saint]: im 19 now sooo 12 years my paps started me out early

2010-05-08 [Stimpy]: Im 20, and I've been down for 7 years. >.< didnt have family or friends to bring me in til I was 13. But how damned proud I am that I did. Ya know?
My shower was RED ^.^ It were yummie

2010-05-08 [Texas Saint]: helll yea mine was brown take a guess what kind btw red pop is this shit

2010-05-08 [Stimpy]: Im gunna say cola, lol. Red is the shit, but When I party with the los again im totally bringin grape this time ^.^

2010-05-08 [Texas Saint]: yep you guessed right and grape is the shit im sipping on it right now

2010-05-12 [Caligulove]: hmm... this changed.

2010-05-12 [thor]: lets all get drunk and play ping pong!

2010-05-12 [Stimpy]: I think its about time i hit the ol' dusty trail...

Oh, exits the other way...

2010-05-15 [Caligulove]: Bonk* plays ping pong with your face.

2010-05-16 [KlaireBear]: heey guys....men should message me (:

2010-05-26 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [(O.o)..LOL]

2010-05-27 [the blackest soul]: hello

2010-06-03 [Never.More]: LVD, You can't get out that way. XD

2010-06-03 [Stimpy]: no pathological liars please *escorts [the blackest soul] to the door*

2010-06-03 [Stimpy]: I know Fay...I get confused sometimes. I think I stay now. Nothin like the comfort of good people...now that the trash is removed...ROFLMAO

2010-06-03 [Stimpy]: o.o confused...

2010-06-03 [creepy35]: well is there even anyone here? what does a WHITE BOY got to do to get a little affection around here?

2010-06-03 [creepy35]: hello????? HELLO

2010-06-03 [the blackest soul]: dude noone escorts me anywhere

2010-06-04 [Stimpy]: Once again. I am NOT a dude. I happen to have a vagina. This means I am not a dude. proof shall be offered to those that ask for ONE pic.

2010-06-04 [the blackest soul]: well let me see one of your pics

2010-06-05 [VelvetVampire]: Can I have one pic?

2010-06-05 [Stimpy]: This picture proves I have no penis. HINTS not a dude. http://fake.swedma.com/stuff/aj/5630/1267957219.jpg
I also have TITS, a very popular thing for women.
http://fake.swedma.com/stuff/aj/5630/1272597260.jpg?y=0&amp;x=500
NOT A FUCKING DUDE

2010-06-05 [the blackest soul]: i didnt necessarily say u were a guy

2010-06-05 [the blackest soul]: nice pussy and boobs girl

2010-06-05 [Stimpy]: Calling me DUDE implies that I am a GUY

2010-06-05 [the blackest soul]: ok sorry woman you have a nice pussy tho

2010-06-06 [Stimpy]: and you have a shitty personality and no common sense ^.^

2010-06-06 [thor]: i work as a security guard who needs escorting from the premesis?

2010-06-06 [Stimpy]: [the blackest soul] needs escorting and a rough up.

2010-06-06 [the blackest soul]: like i said if you people wanna escort me out come too me in person and try it

2010-06-07 [Stimpy]: if you wernt a whinny as lil bitch and lied about everything i would. not worth me time

2010-06-09 [Texas Saint]: damn you both fight like your married you two are more hilarious that any thing i ever have seen you two fight and argue so much its helarious [Stimpy] if he not worth the time then why do you wast your moter skills to thank and move your fingers to type and [the blackest soul]....not much to say about you that we all already know

2010-06-09 [Stimpy]: Lol because it makes me feel better knowing that I am atleast not THAT stupid..

2010-06-10 [the blackest soul]: haha you guys no nothing of me or about me this is fake so on the other hand i tell no real shit on here

2010-06-10 [Stimpy]: liar. lol

2010-06-12 [Yokita the Slave]: where are all my old friends that use to flood this chat???? where

2010-06-12 [Stimpy]: dead. I killed them. severed their limbs. and masturbated with them while the blood flowed from their disconnected veins.

2010-06-12 [Texas Saint]: wow...very interesting...you know in some countrys they would consider that what necrophelea

2010-06-13 [the blackest soul]: dude u cant call me a liar you dont even know me and the funny thing is i dont see  u over here in person saying all that shit you internet bitch

2010-06-13 [Stimpy]: Short dick, Way to be a lil bitch ^.^ I dont see you actually getting pussy. I just see google'd images on your page so people think you get some. But theres a problem with that. You'll never get pussy. I think ur gay. why else would you creat a second female account so men stroke it for you? O.o OH SNAP!

Jamie ^.^ I know, but I enjoys it

2010-06-14 [Yokita the Slave]: .>

2010-06-19 [Texas Saint]: lol wow

2010-06-22 [Blaidd Drwg]: wee the callout

2010-06-22 [unicorns in my belly!]: *sings* bluff bluff bluff the stupid ogre!

2010-06-24 [7ohgv]: ^_^ HEY LIVING DEAD GIRL ,BATISTA ITS PYRO MAN IM BACK!!! on a side note...OWNED she got you <(O.o)>

2010-06-25 [Stimpy]: XD thankies

2010-06-25 [7ohgv]: I HAVE A DELIVERY FOR MR. RED NECK FAT BALLS. WHAT!?!?! YOU GOD DAMN LIL.. *MACHINE GUN FIRE* ITS FROM THE WICKED CLOWN :O

2010-06-25 [thor]: Sir General John Monash ladies and gentlemen research him

2010-06-25 [Stimpy]: Screams "THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIIIIIIEEE!"

2010-06-25 [7ohgv]: :D

2010-06-25 [thor]: well now let the randomness rule y dont we?

2010-06-26 [Stimpy]: Not as random as you think [thor]

2010-06-26 [7ohgv]: LOL jeez where do you live LDG?

2010-06-27 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Hey hey Hey Bitxhes!]

2010-06-27 [thor]: lol im not against it lol

2010-06-28 [Stimpy]: Just bein me i guess. Although frowned upon by several. Im the real me. ^.^

2010-06-28 [thor]: lol the real me is a trigger happy moron lol not

2010-06-28 [Arctic Knight]: *peeks in and looks around* Umm hello...don't want to intrude but what is this place for?

2010-06-28 [Stimpy]: Its for killing people that enter convo's with out knocking.

LMAO jk. Its just kinda here.

2010-06-28 [Arctic Knight]: *falls out the window and splashes into the pool* Aww crap...Hello everyone!!

2010-06-28 [Never.More]: Holy shit. We have a pool?

2010-06-28 [Arctic Knight]: Ya..I fell in. My wings are all wet now. Grr.

2010-06-28 [Never.More]: AWW... *offers you a ShamWow*

2010-06-28 [Arctic Knight]: Ooo..I like those. Thank you *takes the ShamWow and dries off my wings*

2010-06-29 [thor]: *laughs from my my chair in the corner*

2010-06-29 [Never.More]: *thumbs up* Spiffy!

2010-06-29 [Stimpy]: We dont have a pool. I had to piss....

2010-06-29 [Arctic Knight]: *stiffens and frowns at Dead* You did not...

2010-06-29 [thor]: so thats what i could smell?

2010-06-29 [Never.More]: Blllech. lol

2010-06-29 [Stimpy]: I did. TOTALLY did. The bathroom door was shut, and the light was on. I REALLY had to go.

2010-06-30 [Never.More]: lol Daaaayum... *poofs a mop*

2010-06-30 [Arctic Knight]: *frowns and walks over to the actual pool, jumping in immediately and grabbing a bar of Irish Spring* Ew ew ew ew ew.

2010-06-30 [Stimpy]: Sorry. I couldnt help it. And i didnt think Jimmy would get in the pool right away. Why warn someone if they arent going to be near it!?

2010-06-30 [Arctic Knight]: *kinda shouts* Good point but ewwwwww!!!

2010-06-30 [Stimpy]: *giggles* you swam in my pee.

2010-06-30 [Arctic Knight]: Blegh. *sprays you with water*

2010-06-30 [Stimpy]: *strips*

2010-06-30 [Arctic Knight]: Woo hooo!!!!

2010-06-30 [Master Eric]: Ya'll are all bad bad kids... go to my room...

2010-06-30 [Arctic Knight]: *stands in the doorway with a video camara* I'll videotape.

2010-06-30 [Master Eric]: Brown chicken, Brown cow

2010-06-30 [Arctic Knight]: Hahahaha I haven't heard that one in years!!!

2010-06-30 [Master Eric]: Yeah, I'm old school

2010-06-30 [Arctic Knight]: Awesome...here's something and I'm not serious about it. You're so old you know what size diaper God wore. :D

2010-06-30 [Master Eric]: I'm so old, my social security number is 2

2010-06-30 [Arctic Knight]: Oh that's a good one. You're so old, on your first game show the grand prize was fire.

2010-06-30 [Master Eric]: Before God said let there be light, he told me to get outta the way....

2010-06-30 [Stimpy]: you're BOTH so old that Jesus owes you money.

2010-06-30 [Arctic Knight]: Oh I like that one more. I'm out of jokes now.

2010-06-30 [Master Eric]: yeh, it's all about having fun...
but.... to grow old is inevitable, to grow up is optional!

2010-06-30 [Never.More]: Stop picking on poor lil God. He'll go postal and nuke us all.

2010-06-30 [Arctic Knight]: Woo hoo!! I always wanted to glow in the dark anyways. I'm 21 Eric...I'm to old to grow up. :D

2010-06-30 [Master Eric]: lol.... 21 for me was a while back....

2010-06-30 [Never.More]: Not too long for me, but long enough.

2010-06-30 [Master Eric]: The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

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