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A) An OP is a chat operator; it means they are a Moderator in the chat.

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A) The Council appoints new Chat Bosses (OPs) as needed, picked from members who are active and helpful on the chat.


Q) I don't know how to use this chat, I'm completely confused.
A) You just type your username into the chat-box widget located above. For a list of commands you can use in the chat, keep reading on.


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A) You can always ask in the "to the crew" forum or comment box of this page. ;)



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Command                                                   What it does
/me <action>                                                                Performs an actions. IE: Stephen dances.
/nick <newnickname>                                                         Changes your nickname into the entered nickname.
/ns register {yourPassword} {yourEmailAccountName@yourMailProvider}         Allows you to protect your nickname with a password.
/ignore <nickname>                                                          Ignores all messages from that nickname.
/unignore <nickname>                                                        Remove an ignore from a nickname.
/query <nickname>                                                           Sends a private message to that nickname.
/whois <nickname>                                                           Looks up information about nickname.
/join <#channel name>                                                       Opens another channel in a different tab. (IE: /join #Elfpack)
/clear                                                                      Clears the chat box.
/away <message>                                                             Displays a message when someone uses the "/whois" command on you.




Don't be an asshole!
Don't flood the channel with spam, don't harass people, etc. Doing so will get you kicked/banned.

Try to write correctly
You don't need to use perfect English, but no one feels like trying to decode your typing. Some typo's and grammar messups are OK, but at least try to type normal text.

Listen to and respect the mods!
What they say is final. In the chat, the mods are just like the Fake Guards.


If someone is being an asshole


If there's no mod on and someone is being an asshole, do the following:

1) Type "/whois <harasser's nick>"
2) Find the "hostmark" of the harasser. (It should look like "24-180-208-36", just with different numbers)
3) Screenshot what the harasser is doing and the harasser's hostmark. Send them to [Stephen] in a PM.
4) Type /ignore <harasser's nickname>



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2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol I dont know she's not that cute but she sure can kick ass. I like girls with bigger breasts then she does...So I couldn't be a fanboy :P

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Her kickassery makes her super fucking hawt in my eyes. I'd tap that. I'm just a fan of the games and movies in general. And a mega zombie nerd. ^_^

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: haha so true I'm a Zombie Nerd too :P

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Badass! ^_^
I am so super hyped up now...rah

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol damn shouldnt of given you that sugar cookie XD

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Yeah you person. Look what you've done. Now I have all this energy and no moon bounce!

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol I have some vodka ^_^

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Mmm, that would chill me right out. I want vodka. :D

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol it's
*lifts the bottle and grabs glasses*
It's raspberry :P

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Rapberry vodka?? Ooh yes, count me in. ^_^

Buuut....I don't drink booze anymore.

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: aw D: why''s not?
I know I'm an alcoholic :P
But I don't care life is too short

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Because I do stupid shit! Well, wait, I do stupid shit anyways. Nevermind, I drink booze. :D

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol
I love doing stupid shit...that gives me a sign I'm diffidently not normal XD

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: WAH: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3099295744/nm0731575

I have to go give my doggie a bath. Nice typing at you. ^_^

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Yuppers :)

2010-09-02 [7ohgv]: .> FOR MIDDLE EARTH!

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: <img:stuff/sm4.gif>
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2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: That's hot lol

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3132850176/tt1220634
She does have a cute face though...

2010-09-02 [im done]: I wanna see the new movie :P

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: I have finally finished the story!! WAHAHAHAHA. o_o

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Hm nice :P

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: I suppose. It's honestly the worst thing I've ever written but it's been stuck in my head for so long...

I have booze tonight. :D

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol me too ^_^

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: I only have enough to get a bit tipsy. I'm a fucking lightweight now. yay for meds.

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol I have some Jagger :)

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: Hoodamn. >.<
I have the worst cocktail on the planet. Crown, Bacardi, and Vodka. -Hides the gag with a cough.-

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol that sucks

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: It will until I'm too tipsy to care. :P

2010-09-02 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol true :P

2010-09-02 [Fenix Fresh]: What's on your agenda tonight, hmmm?

2010-09-06 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol this tonight?
getting married with Marry Jane then celebrating with some good old fashioned rum :)

2010-09-08 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: I like cookies :D

2010-09-08 [Fenix Fresh]: I like fruit.

2010-09-08 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: Aw but cookies are better :P

2010-09-08 [Fenix Fresh]: OMG get out of my head!!!!!! I read a slash fic yesterday and the images are still there, so fucking fresh. >.<

2010-09-09 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: lol XD

2010-09-09 [Fenix Fresh]: Nah not funny man. I actually know what the people look like. So, there's a loop playing in my head. A really dirty loop...

2010-09-09 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: ...dirty? O.O

2010-09-09 [Fenix Fresh]: Oh-so-dirty...yeah..

2010-09-09 [Fenix Fresh]: VODKA. >.<

2010-09-09 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: yummy :L

2010-09-09 [Fenix Fresh]: Blerh.

2010-09-09 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: hm....cookies ^_^

2010-09-09 [Fenix Fresh]: La haine et l'enfer, I'm tipsy....I wanna fuck. Bleh.

If we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.

2010-09-09 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: I'll fuck but no one wants to....

2010-09-09 [youngsub]: hi

2010-09-09 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: hello :)

2010-09-09 [youngsub]: bored...

2010-09-09 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: I'm sorry...have nothing to do eh?
Talk to me ^_^
I think I'm somewhat entertaining...maybe

2010-09-09 [youngsub]: hmmm... sry was preoccupied for a bit... idk wat to talk bout

2010-09-12 [xXxEcstasy BunnyxXx]: oh -.-

2010-09-18 [scene]: Hello! ^.^

2010-09-21 [emo cuddle kitty]: rawrs

2010-09-22 [Fenix Fresh]: Soo low tonight.

2010-10-11 [L'il Hipster Girl]: Hello everyone!

2010-10-13 [rule36DD]: Hello!

2010-10-13 [shark27]: anyone from iowa?

2010-10-21 [yolodolo]: anyone from the moon?

2010-10-23 [Fenix Fresh]: I used to chill in one of the craters.

2010-10-28 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR guess wot I am peeps ???? RAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRR RAWWWWWWRRRR I am a tiger & will bite ya arse so run& hide peples whilst I counts down from 100 whoop whoop

2010-10-31 [Yokita the Slave]: learn to spell......

2010-11-02 [Texas Saint]: lol wow

2010-11-11 [Killopkie]: children should not be on an adult site

2010-11-11 [Texas Saint]: i agree with that

2010-11-19 [Yokita the Slave]: ........

2010-11-27 [Gr33k]: I HEART RANDOM HOOKUP!

2010-12-05 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: Huh !!! Wot dus ya means eh ???
I IS a grown up for peeps sake , so show sum RESPECT grrrrrr
Btw ya don wanna mess wiv me cos I is tuff stuff, yup its true .. cos guess wot peeps ???
I upset a traffic warden once .. honest I did , so be warned suckers ..
Oh & I don wants anyone lookin at my profile & fallin in love wiv me OKAY.. So Good Day

2010-12-05 [Texas Saint]: roflmfao

2010-12-19 [thor]: hand ball!

2010-12-23 [Fenix Fresh]: Happy holidays! And all that bullshit.

2010-12-30 [ilikehisbod06]: hey! justin

2010-12-30 [7ohgv]: ANY CHICKS WANNA CAM TO CAM? IM REDHEAD 19YRS TX ;D THE REST IS A SURPRISE

2011-01-03 [Killopkie]: hur dur

2011-01-04 [VelvetVampire]: Fuuuuuu

2011-01-04 [Fenix Fresh]: Mmm, sunlight.

2011-01-07 [Yokita the Slave]: [Y_Fronts_Hunk] your a fucking idiot and need to learn grammar and how to spell....and hi everybody else im bored

2011-01-07 [VelvetVampire]: It's actually grammar, and if you are going to yell at somebody for spelling and grammar you may want to use it yourself.

2011-01-07 [7ohgv]: blah blah blah id rather entertain myself by watching lions eat africans while elephants stomp sum ragheads

2011-01-07 [VelvetVampire]: Well thatd be entertaining any day.

2011-01-07 [7ohgv]: indeed...or crackheads fighting in a coliseum over a 20 rock

2011-01-07 [Yokita the Slave]: anyone can make a simple typo dear :) sooooo stfu! That shit he wrote makes me wanna cry :(

2011-01-07 [VelvetVampire]: Yeah, but he is obviously retarded, and there is always the sage advice; Don't feed the Trolls.

2011-01-07 [Yokita the Slave]: lol

2011-01-07 [7ohgv]: FAIL TROLL IS OBVIOUS

2011-01-11 [matty c]: Please join my wiki my sluts

2011-01-11 [wansomechee]: Hey immm new to fake so message me and let's chat

2011-01-11 [spinner420]: hello every one what is every one up

2011-01-12 [Yokita the Slave]: nothing much im just bored

2011-01-12 [7ohgv]: woooot drinkin a 40!\

2011-01-12 [Yokita the Slave]: lol lucky you^^

2011-01-13 [CRYING BABY]: luky

2011-01-13 [7ohgv]: sooooo fukn booooooooored

2011-01-13 [lwantsex]: dou wnt tosee big cock ?????

u r add me maffya_999@hotmail.com

2011-01-14 [Yokita the Slave]: ......

2011-01-14 [7ohgv]: ........ROFL *HEADSHOT 300 YRDS+ AWAY* ^_^ PW3D

2011-01-14 [Fenix Fresh]: My dick is bigger than any mofo's here :D

2011-01-14 [7ohgv]: its true...:'( it....touched me...in a nono zone

2011-01-14 [Fenix Fresh]: SHHHH just get into my windowless van...

<.<

2011-01-14 [7ohgv]: .> is there candy?

2011-01-14 [Fenix Fresh]: Um...yes..M&Ms you..uh...swallow whole.....

2011-01-14 [7ohgv]: loloz 8childish voice* otay

2011-01-14 [Fenix Fresh]: -Guilty face.-

2011-01-14 [7ohgv]: IMMA BREAK EM OFF REAL BAD IMMA SHOW EM PO'IN UP DUECE AND RIDIN SLAB >.> concrete crumblin glass shootin lazers crawlin and cuttin up on 24 razors imma show em how to make a slab look phenominal ^_^

2011-01-14 [Fenix Fresh]: Alkiehol...

2011-01-15 [Yokita the Slave]: lol well your dick is certainly bigger than mine ;) beings that i do not have one xD

2011-01-15 [Fenix Fresh]: I don't *really* have a dick. I just like to say I do.
<.<

2011-01-15 [Yokita the Slave]: lol ok.....

2011-01-15 [Fenix Fresh]: Yeah, I know, major impressive. ^_^

2011-01-15 [Yokita the Slave]: lmao

2011-01-16 [Fenix Fresh]: I am can has booze?

2011-01-16 [Phoenixrising]: Booze.. Did someone say Booze?

2011-01-17 [Yokita the Slave]: Boozeee???? O.O

2011-01-17 [7ohgv]: LEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY BOOZE-KINSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! XD

2011-01-17 [Yokita the Slave]: whaaaa???

2011-01-18 [7ohgv]: .> leeroy jenkins

2011-01-18 [Yokita the Slave]: I know what that is....

2011-01-18 [7ohgv]: well everyone was sayin booze...sooo LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY BOOOZE-KINS!!!!

2011-01-19 [Fenix Fresh]: This ice cream is fuckin' awesome...<3

2011-01-20 [Yokita the Slave]: i want ice cream :)

2011-01-20 [7ohgv]: ice that makes you cream what?

2011-01-21 [Yokita the Slave]: .......o.O?

2011-01-21 [Kemeca_Lerana]: O.O im so bored!

2011-01-21 [Texas Saint]: i know the feeling kemeca

2011-01-21 [Kemeca_Lerana]: why does boredom have to suck?!

2011-01-21 [Texas Saint]: that is a good queation

2011-01-21 [Kemeca_Lerana]: lol

2011-01-22 [Yokita the Slave]: it is...haha i hate it >.<

2011-01-22 [Kemeca_Lerana]: I agree kill bordem kill the brordem!

2011-01-22 [Yokita the Slave]: whooooooooooo!!!!!!!!<333

2011-01-22 [Kemeca_Lerana]: lol <3333333333333333333333

2011-01-22 [Yokita the Slave]: lets prepare for war!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

2011-01-22 [Kemeca_Lerana]: XD was lets! XD

2011-01-22 [Yokita the Slave]: kk^^

2011-01-22 [Kemeca_Lerana]: TO WAR! XD

2011-01-22 [7ohgv]: OMMFG if youre smart avoid drkangel1990 shes my fucking ex approach at your own risk lolol

2011-01-25 [Yokita the Slave]: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-01-26 [Fenix Fresh]: TANGERINE!

2011-01-27 [MadBaron]: NO PEACHES!!!!

2011-01-27 [Fenix Fresh]: Gottdamnit FRUUUUUUUUIT

2011-01-27 [MadBaron]: ha ha ha grrrreat isnt it?

2011-01-27 [Fenix Fresh]: Something, something...banana peckers...

2011-01-27 [MadBaron]: you like banna shaped peckers???? what?

2011-01-27 [Fenix Fresh]: HOW DARE YOU.

2011-01-27 [MadBaron]: ha ha ha *hides in a corner from lady wrath*

2011-01-30 [spinner420]: hello everyone whats poping

2011-01-30 [MadBaron]: not to much seems pretty dead ha ha ha

2011-01-30 [MadBaron]: how are you spinner?

2011-01-31 [gone for-eversd aaas esdfg]: hi hi peoples

2011-02-02 [7ohgv]: *walks in casualy* hello *places down a blacked out suitcase and walks away*

2011-02-02 [Yokita the Slave]: I wanna touch the suitcase......>.> is it a bomb?

2011-02-02 [MadBaron]: o.O bomb...?

2011-02-02 [7ohgv]: ^_^ remains silent*

2011-02-02 [Yokita the Slave]: Oh nos I bet its a magical portal to Narnia!

2011-02-02 [MadBaron]: ooo narnia!!! *walks toward breifcase*

2011-02-03 [7ohgv]: *suitcase opens up releasing super dementors as they spread the deadly kiss* ^_^

2011-02-03 [MadBaron]: ahhh shizzzzz *falls dead*

2011-02-03 [Y_Fronts_Hunk]: @velvet vampire I iz NOT a retard , honest I aint, yo can ask me nan if ya don beleve me.Coz She says "I iz special" , dats why she sent me to a SPECIAL SKOOL .. Yup its true , so JOG ON ya little rugrats coz I can get very mean if ya makes me angry ,so be nice ta me

2011-02-03 [7ohgv]: *snickers* i think i might need another suitcase

2011-02-03 [Fenix Fresh]: o_o

2011-02-03 [Fenix Fresh]: I think I'm gonna make some cookies.

2011-02-03 [7ohgv]: :O are they laced?

2011-02-03 [Fenix Fresh]: I wish.

2011-02-04 [VelvetVampire]: I dont even remember wtf I said, so whatever. And cookies sound amazing.

2011-02-04 [Fenix Fresh]: Haha. They are pretty damn gewd. :D

2011-02-04 [Fenix Fresh]: <img:http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/02/article-1352874-0D0378A7000005DC-367_634x455.jpg>

2011-02-04 [Never.More]: Go piggy, GO!

2011-02-04 [7ohgv]: uber pig jumpz fool

2011-02-04 [7ohgv]: uber pig jumpz fool side note.....thatll do pig....thatll do

2011-02-05 [7ohgv]: lil do the animals know there are very sensitive landmines placed strategicaly for when they land........

2011-02-05 [Fenix Fresh]: Not cool man, not cool.

2011-02-05 [Yokita the Slave]: The best Briefcase better have a sex machine in it....

2011-02-05 [Fenix Fresh]: Mistake doggie strips for bacon.

2011-02-05 [7ohgv]: uuuh lets see *sorts thru his suitcases* i have demnetor sex machine (fucks you and upon orgasm sucks your soul out) uun ah here it is [Mega sex machine suitcase] multiple heads etc

2011-02-05 [VelvetVampire]: gotta love some lively bacon

2011-02-05 [7ohgv]: bacon sex machine suitcase?

2011-02-05 [VelvetVampire]: Everything tastes better with bacon?

2011-02-05 [7ohgv]: hmmmm

2011-02-07 [spinner420]: hello everyone how is everyone doing to day??

2011-02-07 [Yokita the Slave]: I dont eat bacon....

2011-02-07 [VelvetVampire]: I'm sorry

2011-02-09 [7ohgv]: lesbian bacon muncher :o that should be sum1s screen name!

2011-02-10 [The Iron Warrior]: cool jumping jehosaphat heh heh

2011-02-20 [Fenix Fresh]: Fuck.

2011-02-20 [7ohgv]: cant rape the willing?

2011-02-20 [Fenix Fresh]: lol

2011-03-03 [Yokita the Slave]: .>.......oh dear....

2011-03-03 [7ohgv]: muh new pic is sooo sexy :3

2011-03-08 [The Iron Warrior]: some ppl wanns be good----im as good as i wanna be

2011-03-08 [Fenix Fresh]: <img:http://fake.swedma.com/stuff/Mmm...tea.jpg?x=500&y=638>

2011-03-08 [Never.More]: xD

2011-03-09 [Yokita the Slave]: xDDD

2011-03-09 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Bahah!!]

2011-03-11 [oldbymurat]: hi
how are you

2011-03-11 [im done]: o.O

2011-03-12 [7ohgv]: /sigh

im so stoned XD

2011-03-12 [Fenix Fresh]: AH GOD FUCK YEAH -Jumps about to some random trance-

2011-03-12 [7ohgv]: lawlz

2011-03-12 [Fenix Fresh]: Mmm, Ghosts N Stuff <3

2011-03-13 [Yokita the Slave]: yes yes ghosts and junk

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